Conservative Beliefs - Page 2

Burnin' oil · 07-23-2004, 11:09 AM

If someone posts something he thinks is funny(whether it is or isn't), I don't think accuracy (or lack of accuracy) is a big deal and every point doesn't need to be refuted. Serious replies are too serious, if you know what I mean . . .

djmcmath · 07-23-2004, 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by jm951

I'll have a Bud and a med rare Tbone!

You'd ruin a perfectly good T-Bone by cooking it all the way to Medium Rare? Heathen!! Iiin-fidel!!! People like _you_ should be cooked to medium rare!!!! Where's the Grand High Ruler of OT when you need an execution!?

Where's my Guinness, I need to spin down... Oh, and Zeke, you oughtta spin down too. I'm disappointed that you'd waste actual brain-power and lower yourself to their level trying to refute these obviously inane claims.

Dan

cowtown · 07-23-2004, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by djmcmath

Where's my Guinness, I need to spin down...

Imported beer? You must be a Liberal Girlie Man (LGM).

ronin · 07-23-2004, 11:44 AM

some in california would consider that statement sexist and homophobic

jm951 · 07-23-2004, 11:51 AM

Kill it and grill it, where's Ted Nugent when we need him?

turbocarrera · 07-23-2004, 10:43 PM

"We must call upon our bright darkness.. beliefs, they're the bullets of the wicked.."

ronin · 07-24-2004, 01:10 AM

did someone say tequila?

djmcmath · 07-24-2004, 09:19 AM

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Originally posted by cowtown
Imported beer? You must be a Liberal Girlie Man (LGM).

You know, despite Guinness' imported nature, I find it difficult to classify Guinness drinkers as LGMs. I mean, what about people who drink Scotch -- find me an LGM who drinks Scotch.

Guinness, it does a body good!

Dan

ronin · 07-24-2004, 09:21 AM

one scotch sour over ice, please

RANDY P · RANDY P's Garage

"Yeap, as long as we're meting out 'humorous' sweeping generalizations"

O YEAH! GOOD STUFF MAN! I'll take the Steak!

(however I do like Tofu- don't tell anyone

)

rjp

cowtown · 07-24-2004, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by RANDY P

(however I do like Tofu- don't tell anyone )

rjp

Well, that's OK...as long as you pour a Guinness over it.

pwd72s · 07-24-2004, 06:53 PM

Can anybody tell me? What's Quiche?

Moneyguy1 · 07-24-2004, 07:03 PM

I had a gang I worked with That had one very unsophisticated individual who looked at the menu and asked:

"What's this Quiche (he pronounced it quickie) Lorrane?"

One of the other guys, with a straight face said "Oh, That's the waitress if you tip her enough".