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Unfair and Unbalanced
 
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Widebutty, you hit it on the head. You are "different" indeed.

Smoak, you need to look into the details. According to Big Mo these are not human women (women don't really get into muslim heaven). These are are beings called "houris." They are made from musk & their sole purpose is to pleasure men. The are re-generating virgins. So if you had one with twice the "mileage" of Jenna, she'd still be a virgin next time around.

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Old 11-01-2004, 12:13 PM
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Originally posted by widebody911
Do I get dinged for the ones I claimed here on earth? Am I "in the hole" so to speak, or do I get new set when I get there?

New set, Thom. The scriptures are clear on this.
I guess you can keep hanging out in front of your local high school again.
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Old 11-01-2004, 12:56 PM
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Maybe I'm just different, but I'd hit that

With a shovel maybe, or a very big rock
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Old 11-01-2004, 12:59 PM
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With a shovel maybe, or a very big rock
Easy 'Daddy, you're going to get a visit from the guys w/the sunglasses on speaking into thier cuffs.

However, I wouldn't hit that. Too many other easy liberal skanks w/low morals (just pegged redundancy meter).
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Old 11-01-2004, 01:04 PM
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Someone alread got there with the uglystick
Old 11-01-2004, 01:05 PM
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Someone alread got there with the uglystick

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