Runner-up for 'dumbest auction ever'

[techweenie]

I find it a bit disturbing that the auction lists $15.00 for shipping. The thought of getting 70 lbs. of liposuctioned fat delivered to my door is not thrilling...

OTOH, 'it makes the best soap' -- Tyler Durden

[cegerer]

This, I suppose, would be "Jennifer Garner hot" .....

[ubiquity0]

Originally posted by Peter T.


Her: "Here you go! What type of company do you work for?"

A travelling tranny showgirls troupe.

[Peter T.]

Originally posted by Peter T.
Dear jul2120,

My marketing VP asks if you have a "before" picture to determine suitability for our products. Thanks and best wishes.

Her: "Here you go! What type of company do you work for?"

Me: "Juliette,

Our swimwear division is devoted to providing a full range of swim attire and adult-oriented products which are distributed throughout the US and Asia.

We would like to know if you are interested in modeling some of our products at various tradeshows for the runup to 2005 summer sales beginning in March? Venues would include Miami, Los Angeles, San Diego, Honolulu, Las Vegas, and Dallas.

We would like a photoshoot with you in swim attire to determine which segment of our market to target. Would you happen to have a sample picture to assist us? We look forward to working with you.

Thanks again"

Her: "Don't you want to wait until I've lost the weight?"