The whole thing just sucks...

This whole thing just blows!

Man if sperm is considered a gift....I've solved the "What do I get her
for _____________" ( fill in the occasion) delemma.

At least it's not an appliance.

Judging by the fullness of her cheeks I'm thinking twins.

AMEN!

And a mechanism to insure the child support payment isn't going to Nordstroms or the mother's bar tab.

Easy! I provide my daughter with a prepaid master card. I can monitor all purchases in real time. And it's recognized by the courts as acceptable documentation.

Very dependent on a kid's age. But an excellent idea.

My daughter is 15 so it works for us. Her mother is in charge of all her spending and is actually the person who holds the card. The biggest advantage is that it allows ME to oversee where the money is spent. Also California courts do not offer this as a method of paying your support, you have to have the mother agree to it before the issue of support goes before the court. If the court orders your payments to go thru the system then your SOL.

I think it's pretty clear she didn't swallow.

Hey Moses,

Is that your neighbor's daughter whose going to Las Vegas to be a "Model"?

Nah, the "model" is way, way hotter. We're talking hotter than a grid girl hot.