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Has anybody at your job ever said, "It looks like you have a case of the Mondays?"
No. I do believe you'd get your @ss kick in.
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Bob Slydell: You see, what we're trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. Bob Slydell: Great. Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour. Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out? Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work. Unfortunately, I can identify. 
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Milton Waddams: The ratio of people to cake is too big.
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04-08-2005, 02:07 PM
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Did someone say HAWAIIAN SHIRT DAY?
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You guys have really made my Friday. I can't stop laughing!
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Jeff Spicoli: Aloha, Mr. Hand.
Jeff Spicoli: This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there. Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing? Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food. Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine. Jeff Spicoli: People on 'ludes should not drive. Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us! Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes! Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna ****! Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna **** or is he gonna kill us? Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna ****, then he's gonna kill us! Jeff Spicoli: Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
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Bill Lumbergh: Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
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04-08-2005, 04:05 PM
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One more for Mark and his Hawaiian shirt day:
Bill Lumbergh: Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
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I would love to have that kind of job security...
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04-08-2005, 06:48 PM
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Gonna show her my "O" face... Oh Oh Oh! You know what I'm talkin' 'bout!
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The biggest disaster in any office is running out of forms used to order forms.....
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