Who is lordgrommit?

[RickM]

Z, Are you ignoring my question?

Hmphhhh!

[BlueSkyJaunte]

Can I have the job? I want "Enforcer" above my avatar.

[M.D. Holloway]

Z, Congrates you company man you! Z-Man, slowly working his way up the ladder, the chain of command, the inner circle, the brethern...

That must have commanded a tidy bump in salery and bennys - I hope Wayne is at least getting you the family rate on parts and sundries!

[Z-man]

LubeMaster:

Illuminati is my ultimate goal.

-Z.

[bryanthompson]

All this talk of Admins and new enforcers and whatnot... and all I want is to be banned! Come on Z, can't you just check a little box and banish me from OT?! I'm truly serious, my life would be better if I wasn't able to waste it here.

Unfortunately... i'm hooked, like the rest of the mind-numbed robots, browsing OT in a zombie-like stupor.

[M.D. Holloway]

Z - pleeeze, you want the discount and use this as resume fodor!

[Z-man]

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
Z - pleeeze, you want the discount and use this as resume fodor!

What discount?

As for resume fodor: how does this sound,

Moderator/Administrator, Pelican Parts BBS July 03, 2001 to Present
Spent the greater part of the working day moderating a forum that consisted mainly of political debates, needless arguing, banning of SPAM ids, and posting of inappropriate material.

Yeah, that would work!

-Z.

[M.D. Holloway]

Man, you really do have to work on your 'spin'. Hows this:

Moderator/Administrator, Pelican Parts BBS July 03, 2001 to Present
- Moderated a technical forum for early and late model Porsche owners, mechanics and racing enthusists.
- Since taking on the position, the technical forums have increased in user participation by 85% resultsing in increased pull-through sales of $3.6MM annual.
- The increased user participation also resulted in an increase in advertising revenue of 36% or $750,758.
- Moderating administiring the technical forum has also provided much needed demographic information that was directed to the new product develpoment department and vendor realtions divsion that has inceased the sales to new business by 47% or $894,000.
- The technical forum success is now being developed to be transferable and franchisible. The expected first year return is expected to exceed the annual sales of warehoused product by 800% and will require less then 3/10's manpower hours to structure.

Dang, I'm good!