Leave it to you guys to over-analyze the joke.

You think that is over-analyzing? This thread is just getting started!

First, Supe will make a comment about how some social injustice forced said 'big tittied hottie' into basically prostituting herself so she doesn't end up being nothing more than a golf-course drink girl.

Then, we will battle that over, and misc. golf + hottie + 9-iron/pitching-wedge jokes will be bantered about, and we will be onto the next point:

political implications of said hottie's leeching off of successful man.

After that, how is Bush to blame? Are her big titties a threat to the nation? She could be smuggling WMD in them. We won't know until we invade those suspect hooters.

And on and on. It really never ends here in PPOT.

Someone has been following me around way too much. Thank the lawd I'm 30 and single.:D

LOL, Bryan.

so true, so true... :D

I can’t believe no one has posted pict’s for me to consider…

Be careful what you ask for on this board!

I agree with everything I heard you say for once.

SmileWavy

three words, mail order bride. a mexican one too, an illegal hopefully. if for no other reason but to piss stromberg off.

That's silly, Bryan. Just silly.

So, seriously, have you guys ever been saddened by the observation that women, particularly younger women, place virtually their entire sense of self-worth on the image they see in the mirror. Time after time, I notice in social situations that it is highly common for women to act as though their self-worth is in their looks exclusively.

Further, I notice that boob size and degree of attention received are directly proportional. And inversely proportional with how seriously the woman is received. Large-breasted women HAVE to be tired of having conversations where their eyes meet their discussion partner only occasionally. I've seen shirts that have an arrow pointing up, and words that read "my face is up here."

Intelligent, athletic, muscular, tall, dark, ruggedly handsome men like myself get a fair bit more attention than small, homely, nerds like Island. But that's nothing compared to the important role appearances play if you're a woman. Near as I can tell (evidenced by the fact that many of my Pelicanhead friends here are successfully cohabitating or married), ladies are not focused on appearances. Good thing too, since most of us are highly unattractive, at least from my perspective. But we certainly cannot even pretend to say a thing like that about ourselves, now can we?

There's plenty of justification for placing the blame for all this on Dubya, and I'm working on a piece explaining why that's appropriate but it's not finished yet.

How'd I do, Bryan?

Uh-huh-huh huh-huh

You said "tits".

Uh-huh-huh huh-huh...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1117053630.gif

Wow, supe, impressive. :D

I can't wait for part II

where the hell is my coffee?

Coffee enema?

How about something along these lines? The best way to know if their right for you is you won't be able to concentrate in their presents, I mean in her presents.
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1117057979.jpg

I would have to agree with the above... :cool:

That's kinda what I'm putting together. Sort of like a pitching rotation. Except, I guess it's more like a catching rotation. hehehehehe.

Bryan, the Part Deux I'm considering leans on the followign angle: Sexual frustration stemming from puritanical moral codes as pursued by the religious right and supported by Dubya. I think that's enough of a link. And prudish behavior and repression of natural feelings resulting in appetities and propensities that are out of whack with more normal propensities in such a way that the new, substitution behaviors (boob fixation, for example) are inconsistent with societal goals. Whaddya think? Too much Freud? I think it works, and meets your challenge.

LMAO - that's great. Someone PM Glenn - I want to see a retort.

LOL! I guess I will have to watch my syntax. You guys don't miss a thing. I'll show this to my wife, Susan, for a good laugh!

I'm waiting for responses from both Island and Bryan.

LMAO

What can I say? . . .it's all true. (Except that nerd part .. i'm too stupid to be a nerd.)
Otherwise, there is just no way I can compete with supe on the ruggedly handsome looks dept.
We've all seen him. How could a mere mortal island-man compete with a Superman ... in a dress.

I'm not even going to try. :cool: