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Girlfriends
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
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Hilarious!!!
You guys keep posting stuff like this. Mark wilson and his airplane contest last week, etc.... I just keep plagerizing the heck out of it and my co-workers think I'm funnier than Jay Leno, David Letterman and Conan O'Brien all rolled into one!  Randy
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I'm with Bill
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This man is a wise man. If I could have read that 15 years ago I would be set.
We have discussed this at length in the office. (Marraige) To do it all over? - Small house with 4 car garage on a large peice of land out in the middle of no where. No wife no kids just me and my cars. One kid that works for me actually has F-Buddies. I hate him for being so smart. He makes sure they know he is hanging out with them for one reason only. They are cool with it!! He came into work not too long ago with a doozie. His one F-dubby is a Doctors daughter. She calls him up and wants to come hang out with her friend. He says sure come on over. He ends up with both the Doctors daughter and her friend in bed. He comes into work the following Monday with a huge smile on his face. He is 25 years old and is listening to us older guys. He has ZERO plans on marrying...ever. His only dilemna is the fact that he is the only one to carry on his family name. I think he might break down and marry one day just to try to bang out a little dude.... I need to talk to him more.
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I think you should hang with him instead of talking!
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Gawd... if only I could have read this thread 15 years ago!
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big tits? think where they'll be in 20 years. i would recommend small to medium. with age comes wisdom.
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My wife and I are LOL!
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copy.....paste.....save as re-incarnate things to do...
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Big tits. BTDT. There's an oldies song that says, "Never make a pretty one your wife," or something close. My first wife was a model with big ones and she liked to show 'em off. That was sort of exciting at the time.
She wasn't terribly successful as a model inspite of being damn good looking because big tits are not necessarily an asset in the modeling business. She got a degree in finance with the proceeds from modeling. So she was smart, too. But, if you have a very pretty wife with the goods who is a bit of an exhibitionist, you have every horny bastard from anywhere after her. And, she eventually sold out to a guy with big money who liked the trophy and could pay for it. I couldn't afford to take her to Europe twice a year, so I found someone who didn't need all that. Just a good guy. We've been married 25 years. BTW, the ex has gone thru 2 husbands and half a dozen rich boyfriends since. You don't want one like that. So, even big tits isn't the answer. It all boils down to the bumper sticker. Tho one that says, "Wanted wife with fishing boat. Send pictures of the boat." (In our case it could read, "Send pics of the GT3."  )
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as my father used to say: "If it floats, flys or f#!s just rent it"
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Of course I want the love of my life around in 20 years (even more)
That's not what we're talking about here.
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I couldn't afford to take her to Europe twice a year, so I found someone who didn't need all that. Just a good guy. We've been married 25 years. QUOTE] Milt, I'm glad to hear you met a good guy. |
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Besides, I think the point of the story was that as you get older, you get to be the rich bastard who steals away the hottie from her husband.
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