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Deep S*it Wyoming...
With no ticket out.....
Background: My brother lost his job, so he is living with me for the time being... He and I went out for a bit tonight, bad part is, I did not inform my wife where I was going or when I would be home... End result... She is pissed.. HELP!!! AFJ |
Grovel, my friend, like there's no tomorrow. Otherwise you'll be watching the big game in the Sears electronics department.;)
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It's always the brother's fault....just ask the wives.
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Tell her you were out looking for something to give her for Valentine's Day. took all day because nothing you saw seemed worthy enoug for a woman such as her...(you can embellish on this a bit...I'd recommend it. :D )
Randy |
Apologyze and tell her it won't happen again - and keep to your word.
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You mean the TRUTH?
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Look at her with a distant, spellbound look in your eyes. Then go ahead and suggest to her you where abducted by aliens.
I tried that number once. Only once... |
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Tell her you were home all along..and who is she gona believe you or her lyng eyes...
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Yeah Baby, I know that you love me and get worried that I am all right...and I was insensitive to your feelings by not letting you know where I was. But U know how much I care about my Brother, he just lost his job and seemed so depressed I just wanted to be with him to cheer him up abit...
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"Woman, get off my back and make me a sandwich!"
I wish my buddy, Mul was here! :D Randy |
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sell your porsche as an act of contrition, then buy another one 9 months later, then get divorced another year or two after that.
works every time... |
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Nostatic: Too many times Matt, too many times... LOL! |
i'm hoping that once is enough :p
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I'm not married so not really qualified to answer in any way, but, what exactly did you do wrong? I honestly don't get it.
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Tell her she has every right to be pissed.
1) She probably won't be expecting that, and 2) Women love to be told 'it's okay to feel the way you feel'. Good luck! Paul. |
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If by "bit of time" you mean a few hours, then there's no problem. If a "bit" means a few days, well then you have a problem. If its the first bit, then tell her to quiet down, because if you are looking at a long married life, it wont happen with her.
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I'm married and I don't get it either. Are we missing something? Naked babes? Days, not hours? Police? Anything other than that, tell her to shut her pie hole and make you and yer bro some margaritas!
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I could see her being a little scolding. It's just basic consideration. When I forget to leave a note (or otherwise inform her) it's what they call "being inconsiderate". I try to leave a note or bring the cell phone with me. A cell phone means you're never out of nagging range...except maybe in Montana. ;)
But if she is really pissed it's because your little adventure demonstrates that she has not properly broken your spirit. ;) Bad dog! bad dog! -Chris |
Just do what I do. Give her the speech about you being the Alpha Male , and the order of hierarchy and that you make the rules and run the house , and how dare she question where you have been. Tell her if she dont like it, she can just go to the kitchen and cook your dinner and deal with it!!
BTW, Ice will help the lump on your head from the frying pan....:D |
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and have two track days at Vegas next weekend with a freshly prepped car and spent the evening at the range could be worse |
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Well, just an update.
A bit was a couple of hours, and the beer flowed like water... A bit of grovelling and apologizing, while she giggled at my hangover seemed to do the trick.. The main reason for her being upset is the fact I went out and didn't tell her I was even leaving.. The whole "you could have been killed..." AFJ |
forgiveness is much easier to get than permission.
NEVER forget that. |
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she could've called and just asked you where you are :D
i trully believe it was a choice for her not to call. if she did, and found out where you are (ie: made the problem "not a problem"), she wouldn't really have any more reason to be mad at you. i sometimes think they look for a cause... ;) |
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My very serious (marriage material) girlfriend says I'm bossy. Do I have hope or I am just being naíve?
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If she says it today with a smile, the day after you get married she will say it with a frown and a glare that could melt the polar ice caps.:mad:
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Hmmm, yes, she smiles and laughs and tickle-pokes at me now.
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If she's gettin' some I"m happy for her...because I'm not sitting still. And no stereo in the 911...replaced by fire and cutoff switches. iPod works fine... |
a basic secret females do their best to hide is that at their core's foundation is "I can eventually fix him".
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blame it on me
give her my name and number and what not chicks never stay mad at me longer than 3 minutes , at least not if they don't live with me |
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