x^-2 or x^ -50 ???? Measured in units of what? Show us how knowledgeable you are. You also realize that there is a HUGE difference in those two numbers, right?

I will invest in your little project. It doesn't matter if I invest x^-2 or x^-50 dollars where x = 1million. percent used is immaterial PERIOD...........

All I can say is LOL. Slow learner, yeah that's me, prufessr reino. Learn your Newtonian physics, force does not equal energy, for example (first hint is check your units kg-m/sec2 vs kg-m2/sec2).

Edited for clarity (will it matter:rolleyes: )

You must have missed that part of the lesson. Reino757 explained that his "gererator" defies gravity. Makes sense now, eh?

All the pieces are falling into place.........

Bush hates magnets.

learn a little about scientific method and then get back to me

quote:
Originally posted by onewhippedpuppy
How does the water make it back uphill? Is there a hampster in there somewhere?

No NO NO! By the laws of Phyics it must be a gerbil. Sheesh!

I'm trying to remember a few pages back, isn't there a nugget about FDR paying the Wright brothers to develop their airplane?:D

Magnet schools? I thought he liked them.:D

it proved that he could cut and paste :D

The thought of that guy having ANYTHING to do with airplanes scares the hell out of me.

Be careful up there guys (speaking to my fellow aviators here).

i doubt it could be anything more then :

hellooooo-oo and welcome on flight 222!!
paaleaze can i have a moment of your time, for a brief safety announcement?

kay? thxxx!

"Warm towel?"

"Our flight is perfectly safe. Our plane is powered by two gererators."

http://www.bgu.ac.il/noar/students/i...plane/otto.jpg

Actually, I'm working on a similar project where a car will be powered by a spring and a spinning flywheel.

When you get in your car you will energize the mainsprings when you close your door (get it? Storing the energy...stay with me now). From there you need to get the flywheel started via the main pedal set (again, storing the energy you fools). Once you have achieved 65RPM, the mainspring takes over and ........free energy!

Let me know when you guys are capable of comprehending my genius.

w00t ! you R the l33t haxxor of free energy !!

At first I figured this guy was just a fool and didn't realize he had bought into some con artist's BS. He actually believed this BS.

Later i figured he was a dumb victim who had been taken, and was trying to recoup some of his losses but getting other fools to jump on the idiot band wagon.

Now I figure the guy isn't a dummy, he's not a victim, he's just a horribly bad con man who is intentionally trying to rip people off with his ridiculous lies. What a tool.

Like I posted before, we should all ask for additional information from the dickwad and have him spend money on postage for something we will just throw in the trash.

Oh oh, the first gererator just stopped....

he's busy spinning up his kinetic flywheel up again...odly enough , it had stopped spinning, inventor was heard mumbling something about "teething problems"

Oh no! The second gererator is slowing down....

no problem , just turn on cross feed #1 , and switchover aux power3 to 4 , turn the flux capacitor to set mode B1, dammit , where's page 4 of my manual !?!?

At stop lights, riders could start flapping the doors by opening and closing real quick to generate extra energy. Like a wind-up toy.

i see a big market volume increase for lambo style doors
to avoid denting them all the time...

Don't worry folks, the Flight Attendant is passing out a magnet for each of you....

The second gererator just stopped and there arn't enough magnets to go around. Fortunately I've been trained in the LAWS OF PHYSICS.....

(edited to fit your sceen and to run in the alotted time)

FINALLY!!! A legitimate reason to do a Chinese Fire Drill! Excellent!

You could, ........but it's not required as once you "store" energy it springs eternal, have I taught you nothing?:D

When the plane hits the ground, we have to all jump up in the air at exactly the same time, thereby negating the effect of gravity (same principle as the gererator) ...

SPLAAAAT!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1154782024.gif

canna change law physics





(That's all folks)

What is wrong with you people? You can't jump up and negate gravity!!!

If both gererators stop, you just stand in the doorway of the airplane and wait patiently. When it's a foot or so from horribly crashing into the ground, you simply step off. The plane crashes, you walk away.

Sheesh! The actual physics involved in all that is clearly explained in Saturday morning cartoons.

now you're beeing silly :rolleyes:

everybody knows that in cartoons, the victim always crashes, leaving a hole in the ground, shaped like whatever came crashing down... then the image fades or cuts away, and then whoever crashed, appears perfectly ok with a new plan for whatever he wants to achieve, or the the subject climbs out of the hole with little stars or bluebirds circling his head

either way , in cartoons, nobody who is coming down for a crash, escapes the crash, except Muttley...

Nope, nothing silly here.

I saw the Road Runner do it with my own eyes.

Road Runner is ghey and a liberal. Gravity is Bush's fault.

Gravity only takes effect if you look down too. If you walk off the edge of a cliff and keep looking straight ahead you'll be fine. Once you look down, it's freefall time.

Just don't look down.

Wiley E. Coyote sez so. He's an expert on this stuff too.

Wile E Coyote. Super Genius. I like the way that sounds. Wile E Coyote. Super Genius.

My favorite saying on the golf course when faced with an impossible shot:
"I saw this on a cartoon once, I think I can pull it off".