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nostatic 05-19-2006 10:33 AM

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Originally posted by Don Plumley

Mul, you want a conspiracy theory to burn a few brain cycles on: The influx of Canadians on Hollywood. Are the Canadians responsible for the liberalization of Entertainment causing the erosion of US moral values? Enjoy.

consider how much production is being done in BC now.

X-Files was shot there. Think about it.

scottmandue 05-19-2006 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by SoCal911SC

Without some backup, this is definitely the Silly Thread of the Week.

Is that a challenge?

I got my work cut out for me... where's the mountain dew?

When is the deadline, Sunday at midnight?

SmileWavy

Jeff Higgins 05-19-2006 10:42 AM

Any of you that live in a state bordering Canada know how serious this has gotten. Just try to find parking in any lot of any mall in any town anywhere close to the border (like Bellingham for example) on a weekend. It simply cannot be done. The Canadians are there. Spending millions and loading up on contraband groceries, clothing, lawn furniture, and the like. And if that isn't enough, they might even stop by the dentist to get their kid's braces adjusted and, horror of horros, actually pay the guy.

Yup tech, you are right once again. Twice in one week; I'm detecting a trend. We must first stop this overwhelming threat from the North, before we can address the relatively benign one from the South. Not a moment to lose; American citizens may, after all, take note of this unnacceptable situation. A relatively open border, shared with polite, law-abiding neighbors in a lawful, mutually advantageous relationship, stands as a horrible contrast to our Southern border. This cannot be allowed to continue.

Mulhollanddose 05-19-2006 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by FrayAdjacent911
The southern border is where the dam is broken. When a dam is broken, you don't worry about the other dams that are not broken, before you fix the one that is.
Unless you have an agenda keeping the first dam broken, that is....then the best thing (for your agenda) you can do is focus on the unbroken dams.

nostatic 05-19-2006 10:47 AM

what about our western border? I've lost count of the people I've seen coming out of the ocean here. They must be poor illegals...hell, they barely have any clothes on their backs!

BlueSkyJaunte 05-19-2006 10:49 AM

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Originally posted by nostatic
anyone else hungry for moose tacos?
A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

coldstart 05-19-2006 10:50 AM

Canada should build the wall. I used to live in Windsor (aka South Detroit) and there would be lineups at the walk-in clinics of Americans looking for free healthcare. You could easily buy under-the-table Ontario health cards to get free medical care.

Personally, I prefer the U.S. as Canada caters to the lazy and/or unemployed. The less you do, the more you get. There is a lack of drive in our society to work harder given the tax situation and the way the unemployed/underemployed are treated. Said like a true Porsche driver.....

Mulhollanddose 05-19-2006 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by nostatic
what about our western border? I've lost count of the people I've seen coming out of the ocean here. They must be poor illegals...hell, they barely have any clothes on their backs!
Not to mention the evolutionary fish coming onto shore unchecked, slowly working their way up the ladder and taking over. Before you know it they will want legal citzenship..SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!...I know!...Lets drill off the coast of California, that will kill them off before they get a chance to sprout feet!




are they distracted?....shhh...sneak in the Mexicans and Arabs.....

nostatic 05-19-2006 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by BlueSkyJaunte
A Møøse once bit my sister ...

got any pics? :p

dd74 05-19-2006 11:04 AM

So now we have to learn Spanish and Canadian French ? Well, at least they're both Romantic languages. :D

BlueSkyJaunte 05-19-2006 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by nostatic
got any pics? :p
This is before her sex change:
http://ca.geocities.com/beautyperson...ooseattack.jpg

scottmandue 05-19-2006 11:38 AM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1148067491.jpg

BlueSkyJaunte 05-19-2006 11:59 AM

It's COMING RIGHT FOR US!

http://www.smouse.force9.co.uk/moose2.gif

BLAM!

KevinP73 05-19-2006 12:43 PM

Fuch!! now I gotta learn French too?

speeder 05-19-2006 01:12 PM

I have to confess that I did not actually read the article. I just stumbled onto it when I was searching for something unrelated. I assumed that it dealt w/ the carnage to the eco-systems of the dessert in the U.S. southwest due to illegal crossings + border patrol activity chasing them. I am 100% in favor of a fence that works, it is a no-brainer unless you are in favor of the status quo.

scottmandue 05-19-2006 01:17 PM

IMHO a fence is just throwing money at the problem, we will spend billions building it and they will find a way over, under, or around it and nothing will change.

fastpat 05-19-2006 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by BlueSkyJaunte
Next time a bunch of Canadians shoot up the freeway near my house, let me know. Then I'll get all riled up.
I've seen the numbers, IIRC the percentage of the US prison population that is Mexican approaches 35%; whereas the Canadian that's in prison here is getting very lonely.

memexicousuck 05-19-2006 09:20 PM

bunch o' loosers here!

speeder 05-19-2006 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by memexicousuck
bunch o' loosers here!
Techweenie, stop playing around w/ user names. Puta. :cool:

M.D. Holloway 05-19-2006 10:30 PM

troll wannabe


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