Pelicans in Drag

[slodave]

Spirit week in high school. I forgot to get in the spirit. Some of the girls in my class had extra clothes(imagine that!). I was dressed up with make-up. I managed to hide from all cameras that day....

Dave

[austin552]

This is not the Miata forum.

[pmajka]

We have one Ocassionally?!!

[Superman]

[dhoward]

'bout time.

[fastpat]

Originally posted by Superman

Next time, wear a bra.

[Z-man]

I suppose we have to resort to posting picks of ourselves wearing dresses in order to keep down the political mud-slinging crap-threads.

I dunno which is worse. But that banning wand/Z-man/dress pic is quite distrubing. Indeed, very disturbing.

Now, where's my wand again?!?
-Z-man.

[dhoward]

Hey! That's what I call it too!

[fastpat]

Originally posted by Z-man
Now, where's my wand again?!?
-Z-man.

If you don't know, it wouldn't be appropriate for me to tell you. What would folks say?

[Z-man]

Originally posted by fastpat
If you don't know, it wouldn't be appropriate for me to tell you. What would folks say?

AMAZING. Just when you thought you'd seen everything, you are blown away.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I do believe that has got to be the first non-politically based post by fastpat ever.

On top of that, I do not think there was any cutting and pasting on fastpat's behalf in that post either.

Both of those in ONE post - AMAZING!

Congrats, FP - there is hope for you!

-Z

[EdT82SC]

Z, that's not true. Pat gave some very informitive advice on dealing with japanese beetle grubs earlier this year. Following his advice I bought some Milky Spore, and applied it a few weeks ago. Hopefully it will kill them all.

[tabs]

He11, Supe looks pretty good in that dress....

[cashflyer]

He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?

[Superman]

LOL. Don't get so excited, boys. I'll have you know the moustache has been removed. I just didn't want anyone to confuse me for a gay guy. Obviously.

[cashflyer]

I suppose that a cross-dress thread would not be complete without:

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

[fastpat]

Originally posted by cashflyer
I suppose that a cross-dress thread would not be complete without:

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/lumberjk.mp3

[75'930cab]

Does dressing up for Halloween count?! I'm the sexxxy Beotch on the right!!!

[Moneyguy1]

SOme really ugly cross dressers reside here..

[fastpat]

Originally posted by Moneyguy1
SOme really ugly cross dressers reside here..

The other side of ugly, so bad in fact, you need to add another letter to the word, therefore I give you "yugly".

[cashflyer]

Halloween Drag.... the one day of the year that any man can get tarted-up and swear that it's not a fetish.

I thought this was funny.
Each year, DC has an Annual High Heel Drag Race at Dupont Circle. From another website:
In this bizarre and highly dangerous bit of fundraising terror, leagues of drunken men in gowns and heels would literally sprint down the street in front of thousands of cheering spectators, most of whom were waiting with bated breath for the queens to start wiping out. First a tipsy blonde in a flight attendant uniform would go down, taking out the Ethel Merman right behind her. This would in turn topple a pair of Coco Chanels and a stray Cher who had wandered too far from her fish-netted pack. Before you knew it, you would be staring at a writhing, vodka-soaked pile of men stuffed into cheap control-top pantyhose.