Pole Dancing, For Kids????

[Racerbvd]

Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy

What the hell???


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=412195&in_page_id=17


Buy it here!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/PEEKABOO-PEEK-A-BOO-POLE-DANCING-KIT-PORTABLE_W0QQitemZ230042268007QQihZ013QQcategoryZ2 8065QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[svandamme]

teach em young i say , practice makes perfect, they will get more tips later on

[Jims5543]

Another winner:

http://www.chriscurtis.org/comments/A70_0_1_0_C/

Then this one, which baffles me to this day because I have seen first hand how this can ravish peoples lives. I have 2 family members who are still "not right" after playing with this. If you believe in God and Satan and demons then imagine how a demon will leave your mind after letting it inside to play with you?

http://www.boardgames.com/ouijaboard.html

[Jims5543]

A friend of mine got into a lot of trouble with his wife. Their 6 year old doughter brought home a terrible report card. When his wife put the report card in front of him awaiting a response, he simply responded that they might want to get a brass pole set up and start getting her ready for her adult life.

[svandamme]

Originally posted by Jim Cesiro
A friend of mine got into a lot of trouble with his wife. Their 6 year old doughter brought home a terrible report car. When his wife pu the report card in front of him awaiting a response, he simply responded that they might want to get a brass pole set up and start getting her ready for her adult life.

lol

good thing it's not my wife...
if i had one , and she was so uptight, i'de go buy a pole just to rebel

[red-beard]

Originally posted by Racerbvd
Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy

What the hell???


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=412195&in_page_id=17


Buy it here!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/PEEKABOO-PEEK-A-BOO-POLE-DANCING-KIT-PORTABLE_W0QQitemZ230042268007QQihZ013QQcategoryZ2 8065QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Rub a dub dub - folding lap dancing chair - sold separately...

[dhoward]

Originally posted by Jim Cesiro
A friend of mine got into a lot of trouble with his wife. Their 6 year old doughter brought home a terrible report card. When his wife put the report card in front of him awaiting a response, he simply responded that they might want to get a brass pole set up and start getting her ready for her adult life.

[Jim Richards]

OMFG! I'm stunned.

[}{arlequin]

i'm wondering if jon bennet's parents would get that for her to broaden her "talent" part of the competition

[Jim Richards]

Dave, didn't I see one of these in your condo?

[rouxroux]

Go to any high school football game. If the cheerleaders/dance teams did anything more, you'd be paying a cover charge! Just market this one next to "Trophy wife Barbie" and watch them fly off the shelves!

[Icemaster]

"Little Johnny Bag-O-Glass" comes to mind.

[}{arlequin]

Originally posted by Jim Richards
Dave, didn't I see one of these in your condo?

well, if i'm gonna go w/ that, might as well hurry before the furniture arrives

"bag-o-glass" is funny. imagining aykroyd right now LOL

[pwd72s]

Hmmm, there's a comments place to reply to the London Daily Mail story. The creative souls here could have fun with that, eh?

[WolfeMacleod]

Don't forget to get youy kids a toy tattoo parlour while you're at it!

[wilke3169]

"Its unique design means there's no drilling involved. The pieces simply slot together."

This is important info for a pole dancer.

[red-beard]

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