Redneck surfing

[Aurel]

Someone please explain that to me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs-ATG1AP3E&mode=related&search=

Aurel

[asphaltgambler]

Explaining it is easy! ......................................there were'nt nothin' on TV Jethro!

[Nape75'911T]

if I could explain that in any way, I would.......I hope the landing somehow destroyed his ability to procreate.......damn.

[widebody911]

I wonder how he explained that to his insurance company...

[Schrup]

That hydrant will cost $500-$1000 to fix, what an A-hole.

[Usmellgass2?]

Could it be the same kid that had the bottle rocket roast his ass?

[cashflyer]

We used to do that as teenagers. We probably got the idea from Teen Wolf. But we used open and empty parking lots without collision hazards.

Lot's of stories from my youth would make you just sit there asking WTF??

[asphaltgambler]

Yeah..................the key word is WIDE, OPEN spaces

He must have missed that ONE important step when deciding to try it.

Man don't you hate it when people don't follow directions?

[Zeke]

Originally posted by widebody911
I wonder how he explained that to his insurance company...

I'm sure they won't need anything more detailed once someone rats him out. That probably is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. I've done some stupid things that turned out funny when I was that age. Rolled a truck once doing long slides in a flat field that was only wet on top due to a recent light rain. No one got hurt and we laughed our ass off. I was always looking for a big flat patch of dirt. I guess I shoulda become a NASCAR guy with all the sliding I did. Every chance we got.

Once, we changed positions driving while the truck was moving at about 25 by jumping out and climbing into the bed, crossing over. But, we had lots of room.

I probably could have been that idiot in the video, but I have to ask (and I would have asked back then too) where was he gonna go with that? I'll give him credit for bailing before the truck hit the pole. Still, that one takes the all time cake.

Oh, BTW, I think the same fool was on the freeway with me a couple of hours ago. He was just doing something else as stupid. In fact, his brother was out there too.

[on2wheels52]

Like a redneck would be wearing white dockers.
Better re-title that one.
Jim

[Dan in Pasadena]

Jim has it right, rednecks haven't cornered the market on stupid, yet. It's a prevalent and contagious disease.

Milt, I did some brilliant things too back in the day. Every once in awhile I think of them and say to myself, "What the HELL were you thinking you stupid punk!"

[bell]

Originally posted by Schrup
That hydrant will cost $500-$1000 to fix, what an A-hole.

what about the minivan parked in the driveway which the hydrant hit....it was moving pretty fast, i'm sure the impact from it messed the van up good

[Aurel]

I did some research. This expression of moronitude is called `Ghost riding`. Here is another example, where the stooge gets his car stolen while ghost riding it. Hilarious .

Aurel

[Flatbutt1]

Originally posted by Aurel
I did some research. This expression of moronitude is called `Ghost riding`. Here is another example, where the stooge gets his car stolen while ghost riding it. Hilarious .

Aurel

OMG thats great! 'Gee Officer, there I was just ghost ridin' and this punk sat down in my car and drove it away.'

I weep for the future.

[onlycafe]

what a douchebag. i am constantly amazed by humans.

[slodave]

It ain't just for rednecks... Ghostridin' da ... Golfcart?!?