Condoms, lets talk turkey.

[lendaddy]

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
The thought of wrapping some lamb gut around my johnson is just a bit gross. How many kids do you have?

Me? Two boys 3 & 1.

[MRM]

As long as disease prevention is not an issue, the natural ones are the way to go. But there are other alternatives. There's a new IUD out that is both safe and effective. Check with the OB. Condoms aren't bad, but there are more effective methods that aren't as inhibiting.

[lendaddy]

Originally posted by MRM
As long as disease prevention is not an issue, the natural ones are the way to go. But there are other alternatives. There's a new IUD out that is both safe and effective. Check with the OB. Condoms aren't bad, but there are more effective methods that aren't as inhibiting.

At the risk of grossing some out, we looked into the IUD thing and the problem was that the monthy bill supposedly gets more intense, longer, and more painful. If that's the case....I'll wear the glove

[DonDavis]

Originally posted by on-ramp
what is B/C ?

Basic Chaps?
Bind & Cuff?



Seriously, Birth Control.

[M.D. Holloway]

Originally posted by lendaddy
Me? Two boys 3 & 1.

You think you want more?

[lendaddy]

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
You think you want more?

Not likely, I know where you're going with this and I agree with you. I plan on the el snippty snip real soon but I thought this would be a great topic anyway.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Trojan "her pleasure". Extra large of course.

Don't really think I want kids. Ever. I've just never seen myself in a parental role and it doesn't hold any appeal whatsoever for me.

If I can ever find an insurance company that'll pay for the "big V", I'll almost certainly get it done, then I don't have to worry about screwing up our lives and I'll be able to feel the event a little better.

[Fishcop]

Lamb Brand!? WTF?

[fintstone]

Get up your nerve and get it snipped. Since you are a conservative, it will pay for itself very quickly in condom costs and it is quicker and less painful than reading a Fastpaste post...and like putting Rodeo on ignore, you will smile a bit more every day as you enjoy a better life through technology.

[Joeaksa]

Originally posted by lendaddy
Really? I thought it was pretty tame.

So did I. No whips, chains, fur lined handcuffs and so on, but some wussy complained and the rest is history. And to make it worse the guy who suggested it (lube) did not get in trouble and his post was still up the last time I looked.

Just to make it official, no one on the board has any sex, ever, or if they do, its always in the missionary position and always in only one place. Nothing else is allowed...

Considering that I travel for a living and am not with the same lady all the time, "wearing a raincoat" is mandatory.

The "lamb or natural gut" versions are not an option for me, as it does not protect against disease. Just looked and "inner wear" is what is in my dopp kit now. Worked well the last time needed but was a bit on the tight side...

Joe A

[bigchillcar]

so..the lambskin's not baaaaaaaaad..?

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Nothin' like bangin' livestock AND your girlfriend at the same time. . .

[Nostril Cheese]

Saran Wrap

[air-cool-me]

Hefty brand 3mil thick?

[Joeaksa]

Originally posted by Nostril Cheese
Saran Wrap

Ever seen a "dental dam" that they want you to use when eating snatch? About like saran wrap and just about as sensual.

[Nathans_Dad]

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
You think you want more?

My wife and I have 2, a 4 year old boy and a 2 year old girl. #3 is apparently on the way (planned). We have discussed having a 4th in the past, but are going to wait and see how it goes with #3. Big families rule.

[Jims5543]

I used condoms for 10 years, tried everything. With the Lamb neither of us liked the smell. Gack! Has it improved at all?

I liked the Avanti line of condoms they are urathane based almost feel kinky.

Len - stop being a vagina and get snipped. You get it done Friday morning and your back to your normal ruotine on Monday. A nice weekend off. You love life will improve 100% after that.

[lendaddy]

Originally posted by Jim Cesiro
You love life will improve 100% after that.

At that point they would have me bronzed and create a national holiday in my honor

[bigchillcar]

lol.

len..off-topic here, but any update on your brother?

[lendaddy]

Originally posted by bigchillcar
lol.

len..off-topic here, but any update on your brother?

No problem. He is stable, but they don't have any answers yet. He has bloodclots in his heart and they need a week or two to dissolve before they go to the next step. Thanks for your concern. I'll update that thread when I learn more.