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As I heard it tabs was the secret "go between" for the aliens and our government in area 51 (you didn't really believe we came up with stealth technology all on our own did you?).

He has since retired on a comfortable government pension in LV where he puts up the facade of being an eccentric millionaire.
another rumor i've heard states that he actually was the sole surviving alien from hte area 51 crash, "tabs" actually "lucky sob" in the language of the aliens.... and was the last word uttered by his dying XO...

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Old 03-30-2007, 07:17 AM
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Only the sex rants quoting Cool Chick get more airplay than TABS.

This is a false God? Could such a man be less than a God than this that produces so much and asks for so little? Is not the air we breathe the very thing that surrounds us? Is not TABS around us always and isn't he around all? Do we not click and scroll when the mighty Tabula is posted or mentioned in thread? This 'man' which you claim is of false prophecy, begs to instigate truth and virtue by condemning the mindless and proving nothing to the status quo.

Heed you heathen! Heed the words spoken today and pray that now and at the time of reckoning that your wisdom is not but a mere glimpse of the shadows that the mighty TABS utters in reverence.

We are small, he is large...
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Only the sex rants quoting Cool Chick get more airplay than TABS.

This is a false God? Could such a man be less than a God than this that produces so much and asks for so little? Is not the air we breathe the very thing that surrounds us? Is not TABS around us always and isn't he around all? Do we not click and scroll when the mighty Tabula is posted or mentioned in thread? This 'man' which you claim is of false prophecy, begs to instigate truth and virtue by condemning the mindless and proving nothing to the status quo.

Heed you heathen! Heed the words spoken today and pray that now and at the time of reckoning that your wisdom is not but a mere glimpse of the shadows that the mighty TABS utters in reverence.

We are small, he is large...
Looks like either Lubemeister got into the booze cabinet a bit early today or accidently took a bit much on the medication, or possibly both at the same time!

Do agree with the last statement. Everyone knows that he is the "buffet meister" so he has to be large to be able to sample everything they have to offer!
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We are small, he is large...
I am a victim of the LV Buffet, it has led me astray...I wonder if that would be good enough to get on Ophra? Maybe I could even meet the REAL DR Phil..what do ya think?
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not a chance, might get on Tyra though
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Originally posted by LubeMaster77
Only the sex rants quoting Cool Chick get more airplay than TABS.

This is a false God? Could such a man be less than a God than this that produces so much and asks for so little? Is not the air we breathe the very thing that surrounds us? Is not TABS around us always and isn't he around all? Do we not click and scroll when the mighty Tabula is posted or mentioned in thread? This 'man' which you claim is of false prophecy, begs to instigate truth and virtue by condemning the mindless and proving nothing to the status quo.

Heed you heathen! Heed the words spoken today and pray that now and at the time of reckoning that your wisdom is not but a mere glimpse of the shadows that the mighty TABS utters in reverence.

We are small, he is large...
Posted at the federal redundancy office of redundancy:
All rise.
Now all bow.
Now all rise again.
Now all bow again, and hail the great Tabdulla, the great. Uhmmmmm (rhimes with yum). Uhmmmmmmm.

He is large. He is very large.
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...Back on subject, does Tabs live in a trailer or a mansion now as it seems I have seen pictures of both?...
Tabs does indeed live in a mansion. It is in the same neighborhood as my mansion.
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Ahhh Lubby ya might want ta take a couple more pills, U know those big black cigars U were smoking...ahhh they weren't cigars...

An I thought Linda Lovelace had talent...whew...
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Tabs, Jordi...any interest in another Las Vegas Pelican event (lunch or dinner or...) where we can plot further world domination?
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SURE....hey lets see if that Med place is open...I had a Lamb Chop Lunch for $12.95 that was killer....Its GOOD and REASONABLE and we know where it is...
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I'm game for Med. food... A weekday is probably ok for me too. Lunch or Dinner?

I am thinking about going to Jerry's Silver Nugget tonight for the March prime rib special.
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Ahhh Lubby ya might want ta take a couple more pills, U know those big black cigars U were smoking...ahhh they weren't cigars...

An I thought Linda Lovelace had talent...whew...
Boyz know what boyz like...
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I guess Wednesday is as good as any then. Is 1230 too late?
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Wednesday at 12:30 PM I will be there.
Just make sure that the place is open THIS time!

Wish I was in town this time...

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