School 1967 vs 2007

[GothingNC]

Funny but true...

SCHOOL 1967 vs. 2007
>
> Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking
> lot with shotgun in gun rack.
>
> 1967 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car
> and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
>
> 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and
> never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized
> students and teachers.
>
> Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
>
> 1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best
> friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
>
> 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge
> them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
>
>
> Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
>
> 1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal.
> Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
>
> 2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for
> ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
>
>
> Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him
> a whipping with his belt.
>
> 1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college,
> and becomes a successful businessman.
>
> 2007 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care
> and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers
> being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair
> with psychologist.
>
>
> Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
>
> 1967 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
>
> 2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car
> searched for drugs and weapons.
>
>
> Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
>
> 1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
>
> 2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
> nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation
> is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and
> Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given
> diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak
> English.
>
>
> Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts
> them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
>
> 1967 - Ants die.
>
> 2007 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security and FBI
> called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents,
> siblings removed from home, computers confiscated; Johnny's Dad goes on a
> terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
>
>
> Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He
> is found crying by his teacher, Heather. Heather hugs him to comfort him.
>
> 1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
>
> 2007 - Heather is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
> faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy

[lendaddy]

Countdown to guilt police in 5-4-3..




(Liberal Pelican rule #657.1B-------- A Pelican may not speak fondly of prior times without due mention of American racism, sexism and the general oppression of the weak running rampant at the time.)

You have been warned.

[M.D. Holloway]

this is deja veiw all over again?

[lendaddy]

[Dan in Pasadena]

Originally posted by lendaddy
Countdown to guilt police in 5-4-3..




(Liberal Pelican rule #657.1B-------- A Pelican may not speak fondly of prior times without due mention of American racism, sexism and the general oppression of the weak running rampant at the time.)

You have been warned.

Ever notice how its always the white males emoting over the "good old days"?!

I must be slipping; took me 3 posts before I got to this one!

[M.D. Holloway]

I used to be good to be white, now we are all running to the tanning booths, listening to hippy hoppy music, eating spicey food Mexican food and sushi and wearing our pants below our butts all in an attempt to hide our whiteness!

[gprsh924]

Thats the thing though, not one of those scenarios says anything like "1967: John harrased a minority and was applauded. 2007: John harassed a minority and was arrested." They merely mention things that were able to happen when the world wasn't such an overprotective, fuched up place.

[stomachmonkey]

Originally posted by lendaddy
Countdown to guilt police in 5-4-3..




(Liberal Pelican rule #657.1B-------- A Pelican may not speak fondly of prior times without due mention of American racism, sexism and the general oppression of the weak running rampant at the time.)

You have been warned.

Actually since this was a repost it would have gone ignored but since you brought it up it was a good time to be white.

Sucked for just about everyone else.

[Dan in Pasadena]

Originally posted by stomachmonkey
...Sucked for just about everyone else.

Alright, now we have an actual speaker of truth.

[Dan in Pasadena]

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
I used to be good to be white, now we are all running to the tanning booths, listening to hippy hoppy music, eating spicey food Mexican food and sushi and wearing our pants below our butts all in an attempt to hide our whiteness!

Mike, there is not a thing BAD about being white any more than there is in being black, brown, Asian or other. That always was my point.

The only "bad" thing is when people hate, discriminate, negate, dismiss, humiliate, etc against another BECAUSE of their color and I don't care what color the doer is, I've got a problem with all who go there.

[trader220]

> Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He
> is found crying by his teacher, Heather. Heather hugs him to comfort him.
>
> 1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
>
> 2007 - Heather is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
> faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy

>2007 Johnny's family is approached by a lawyer who says they're owed something because Johnny skinned his knee and he'll take the case for a 50/50 split plus expenses. They sue the School, the School Board, the County, and the State. The lawyer knows the most favorable jury pool in the state and gets the case moved to that county where they award Johnny’s family 27 million dollars. The family receives only 8 million after the lawyer takes his split and expenses. They blow the money inside 3 years and fail to even consider paying the taxes. The financial advisor they used who was a friend of the lawyer gives the lawyer a substantial kick back for the referral.

[Racerbvd]

Originally posted by Dan in Pasadena
Ever notice how its always the white males emoting over the "good old days"?!

I must be slipping; took me 3 posts before I got to this one!

What do you have against white males??