Tears of an heiress...

[legion]

I doubt she actually wrote the press release...

[kach22i]

Originally posted by legion
I doubt she actually wrote the press release...

Yea, but she blew the guy that wrote it.

[widgeon13]

Originally posted by kach22i
Yea, but she blew the guy that wrote it.

Sunday morning coffee out the nose!

[Steve Carlton]

Old SNL skit of Jimmy Fallon interviewing Paris Hilton...

[sammyg2]

Are there really that many people on this planet who don't have a life?
Who cares?

[K9Torro]

That dumb ass beeatch did not write that press release -

Todd

" Mom , Mom , Mom " lol

[dd74]

Originally posted by sammyg2
Are there really that many people on this planet who don't have a life?
Who cares?

Who cares? Many care. It's at least more entertaining to hear about a multi-billionaire's fall from grace than a debacle of U.S. foreign policy via a misguided war in Iraq - a war that we are losing.

If anything, Paris's story sports a lower death toll.

[red-beard]

Originally posted by dd74
Who cares? Many care. It's at least more entertaining to hear about a multi-billionaire's fall from grace than a debacle of U.S. foreign policy via a misguided war in Iraq - a war that we are losing.

If anything, Paris's story sports a lower death toll.

So far. Only so far...

[dd74]

Originally posted by red-beard
So far. Only so far...

LOL! Yeah. There is always the riot-over-anything factor to consider in Los Angeles.

[Shaun @ Tru6]

Originally posted by sammyg2
Are there really that many people on this planet who don't have a life?
Who cares?

I agree.

Weather report in Hell today: very cold with chance of snow.

[island911]

Originally posted by dd74
... than a debacle of U.S. foreign policy via a misguided war in Iraq - a war that we are losing.

Yeah? Who are we losing to? Saddam? Iran? AQ?

Just curious wth you've been smoking.

[livi]

Any news from 'inside' yet ? How is she coping with her new neighborhood ?

[slodave]

Originally posted by livi
Any news from 'inside' yet ? How is she coping with her new neighborhood ?

She is in the medical ward for the remainder of her stay. Supposedly, she is eating, but not sleeping. Her sister and her Greek boyfriend supposedly have visited her.

Dave

[tabs]

Originally posted by slodave
She is in the medical ward for the remainder of her stay. Supposedly, she is eating, but not sleeping. Her sister and her Greek boyfriend supposedly have visited her.

Dave

You mean in alittle rubber room, wearing little rubber panties with Depends.

OHHH PARIS WHAT WILL THEY DO TO U NEXT?

[Noah930]

Haven't wasted my time reading these last 5 pages, but my father-in-law just pointed out to me that thank God (or whoever you want to thank) we live in a country where we can afford the luxury to treat such trivial drivel with such Page 1 importance.

[legion]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070611/ap_on_en_tv/paris_hilton

"I used to act dumb. ... That act is no longer cute," ABC quoted Hilton as saying....Now, I would like to make a difference. ... God has given me this new chance."

Makes me wonder. Much like Brian Werner (Marilynn Manson) rose to popularity with a deliberate, well-marketed "shock" campaign, maybe Paris Hilton is equally as media savvy. Besides, this is probably the part of the script where the rich girl grows up, learns her lesson, asks for forgiveness, and becomes even more successful...

[cashflyer]

Originally posted by stuartj
Why do you all care so much?

We have to.... See, Paris is famous for being famous.
This means that if we stop giving her our undivided attention, she would cease to be famous. Well I tell you, I don't want that on my conscience. Do you?

[the]

Originally posted by island911
Yeah? Who are we losing to? Saddam? Iran? AQ?

Whoever it is that keeps planting all those IEDs and killing people. And will eventually drive us out of Iraq, leaving behind the instability they are seeking (as opposed to the stability, aka victory, we sought).

[Racerbvd]

[slakjaw]

Prison sex…….

The video will make You Tube

I hope