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I'm with Bill
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$4,555
That will buy me alot of Porsche upgrades. Cash you might want to reconsider your web surfing choices. Beth thinks it is very fitting.
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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4550!
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07-03-2007, 04:44 PM
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I'm with Bill
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My daughter is worth $5,250. She costs me more than that a week.
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07-03-2007, 05:01 PM
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How can I get more then your daughter? Seems like she should get more for her corpse... strange.
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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4750!
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07-03-2007, 05:22 PM
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She is very healthy, and in excelent shape, so it must be an age thing. I found it funny that there wasn't a question about sex. (male/female, not the other ones)
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07-03-2007, 05:37 PM
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That was a little strange about the sex or lack there of... m/f or the other...
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07-03-2007, 05:52 PM
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"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5575!"
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07-03-2007, 05:58 PM
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PLEASE...
Don't let my wife see this.
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07-03-2007, 06:06 PM
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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4290!
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6845! - if i answer to make myself a 25-45 y/o freak of nature
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woo hoo.....$4915.
how do you get it? do they pay up front and trust you, or is it a little something for the next of kin? i want that money! |
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07-03-2007, 07:41 PM
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Now that's funny.
Answering all the questions normally, I got around $3555. But, when I became a obese, blind, 71 year old Giant person suffering from diabetes, albinoim, elephantitis, doesn't take pain pills, drinks like a fish, smokes, and is vegetarian...I got a value of around $7000. 
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so my corpse till now is worth the least???
not sure what to think of that
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07-04-2007, 12:43 AM
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Bill is Dead.
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 Did my wife mention needing some extra spending money? Or just that I'm overweight, carry firearms, and drive like an idiot?
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07-04-2007, 07:28 AM
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Speaking of driving like an idiot, have you switched the trans fluid yet? PM me with the results, I'm always interested in good data from someone I trust.
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07-04-2007, 02:06 PM
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So, if you are strapped for cash, I suppose your dead body could be considered some equity you have. Hence, you could get a dead body equity loan. A nice new loan product for those of no credit or bad credit
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07-04-2007, 02:24 PM
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$5.95 WTF!!
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I clicked on all the questions and it answered: "no thanks".
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Bill is Dead.
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