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Used to be Singpilot...
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OK guys.. here your chance to let them all hang out....
Not me, but someone near and dear is dealing with 'roids for the first time. My only 'experience' was several decades ago, and thank gawd, no reappearance.
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11-06-2007, 10:39 AM
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If it's a guy whack him in the nads with a hammer or large heavy blunt object. Will take his mind of the roid issue.
Repeat as often as necessary.
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11-06-2007, 10:44 AM
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Rectal steroids.
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11-06-2007, 10:47 AM
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Used to be Singpilot...
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Unfortunately, she is missing those gems, except for 4 or 5 days a month.
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11-06-2007, 10:48 AM
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I've heard that a warm bath is good. SEE- I can be serious.
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11-06-2007, 11:00 AM
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You're not talkin about steroids are ya?
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11-06-2007, 11:03 AM
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Yup, the good stuff. Right up the cazoo. Works like a charm.
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11-06-2007, 11:21 AM
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Let me be the first to say that this thread does not need pics.
Unless she's hot, of course. 
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11-06-2007, 11:31 AM
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is this thing on?
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This thread doesn't SIT well for me....
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11-06-2007, 11:32 AM
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Have her sit on a block of ice. Then she'll have Polaroids.
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11-06-2007, 11:33 AM
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There are different ways that roids can present. Internal, external, with abscesses or not...etc.
Pretty much due to poor circulation in the area. - Don't sit for extended periods of time - Keep the site very clean. A hand shower and warm water to rinse is best. - If experiencing sever pain when having a movement then apply a barrier cream (can even use A&D ointment) before sitting down. Then use non-alcohol based wipes to clean up. - Avoid wine, peanuts, berrys or other foods that may further irritate the situation. Like MarKus says steroids work very well. The strong stuff will need a prescription. The ultimate abomb is Belladonna and Opium suppositories.
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11-06-2007, 01:05 PM
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Back in the saddle again
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I really regret clicking this link.
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11-06-2007, 01:11 PM
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I've tried Preperation-H, but I just can't get past the taste.
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11-06-2007, 01:14 PM
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A giant rock flying through the hemisphere is an "astroid," but a boil on your ass is a "hemroid?"
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11-06-2007, 01:29 PM
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please dont post any pictures.
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11-06-2007, 01:40 PM
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this thread is worthless without pictures!!
of course... it would be much much worse with them!
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11-06-2007, 02:31 PM
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Go to the doc, couple of rubber bands, 1/2 a day of discomfort. Well worth it.
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11-06-2007, 02:32 PM
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Did you get the memo?
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Quote:
Though with that title, I'm not sure what I really expected.
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11-06-2007, 05:36 PM
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Warm bath and introduce her to Metamucil. Will help stop this issue forever.
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11-06-2007, 09:33 PM
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canna change law physics
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10% Cortizone (a Steroid!)
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