You could also have a generic medicated pads: "Preparation K"

Kroger KrachKreme. For those itchy days.

Okay I could just poke fun (no pun intended). But I will give you an idea and then make fun of the product. The idea is to create a character called "Captain Kroeger" a superman type character that sells your products in ads etc... On the condoms you would calll them Captain Kroeger's condoms "for when you want to Get Up, Up and AWAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!" His arch enemies could be aids, clamidia, dr herpes.....

Or you could have 2 Kroeger condoms walking down the street. They pass by a ghey bar, and one turns to the other and says "Whadda ya say we go in and get $h*tfaced?"

"Now available in paper or plastic"...

I saw one guy suggest Wasabi flavored tooth paste. OUCH!!!!

Put "Private Selection" on that ragin' erection!

I'm not sure that qualifies as Green Leadership.....


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no thanks I think i will stick with smokey bacon or baloney flavored toothpaste.

Hmmm, Green Leadership. Sounds like you have some inside info??? I see your are I.T., or maybe MIS? Blue ash?

I'm checking the Bluecoats now for forums.pelicanparts.com entries from yesterday....besides mine...

J/K.

Yep, BTC, also known as the Sardine Can. You at GO? PM me, we probably know the same people.

HAHA, small world, huh? I'll send pm. :D

If you're feeling silly and want to wet your willy roll on a Kroger condom and set your willy free!

"...mop-up, aisle nine!"....



JA

Remove and dispose afer use.

(You have to tell some people this.) :rolleyes:

Les

Clearly you guys don't know anything about marketing rubbers. When I lived in Japan, I quickly (and painfully) learned that condoms there are of a different size, which forced me to look for something more suitable. It truly was the greatest day of my life when I took this up to the counter and handed it over to the cute little cashier...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1194648666.jpg

You guys are KILLIN' me!

Why the hell is there a horse on that package? Where exactly are they hoping those are going to end up?

Implies hung like a horse.

Maybe this shouldn't be on the Private Selection label - rather "Big K".