Work competition
 

Ok, so I work for Kroger grocery stores (We own Ralphs, Food 4 Less, King Soopers, City Market, Smiths, Frys, QFC, Dillons, Fred Meyer, and a bunch of others for those who don't know Kroger) in the Corporate Headquarters. There is a competition for people to come up with new Corporate Brands products (Private Selection, Kroger brand,...). The prize is only $250 but hey, it's $250. So what do you think of my idea? Do you think they will like it? :D:D:D

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It'd be better if you named it "ShotBlok"

You really should have a starburst that says: "Over 50% effective!"

" 4 out of 5 women say it tastes just as good as the leading national brand!"

Call it "Goalie".

Junk Sock

My first Mardi Gras MANY years ago, I saw a "generic" condom down in the tourist trap French Quarter: A single White package with big black letters: "Rubbers" on the front, and "for cheap *****ers" on the back...I had to buy one, but was afraid to actually use it :)

Good enough?

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:)

Other items to consider:

- Made proudness China(sic)
- Also available in junior sizes
- Now with color-change herpes detector latex
- Practically Non-Toxic

-Most animals survived testing.
-This product is known to the state of California to cause cancer in lab donkeys.
-Now available in fun packs!
-Now available in Las Vegas bulk packs!

People are starting to look at me because I'm sitting here shaking with quiet laughter and tears in my eyes!:D

"You won't even know it's there! (Because it broke.)"

"Kroger Brand Condoms - for those intimate moments. . . like when she wants her cratch slapped and for you to bark like a dog while wearing leather chaps"

"Buy a Kroeger to Cover Your Boner"

"Poke her with a Kroeger"

Plastic bags ain't just for groceries you know!

3 ply for added protection
carbon fiber look for a racers edge
chrome dome for that bling yo
now with cratch slapp'n wings


Don't get me started...

"Before you bag her, bag this."

Use Private Selection before you make that connection. . .