Are you tired of alien abductions?

[cashflyer]

I know I am.

http://www.stopabductions.com/

[kstar]

Ha! Some folks are such gullible crackpots to think that aliens are reading their minds and abducting them.

Amazing that people actually make those silly helmets for themselves.








The aliens are after our cats, and household tinfoil is more than adequate to block their electro-magnetic thought rays. HELLO!!!

Best,

Kurt

[frogger]

All your cats are belong to us.

[sammyg2]

LOL

A guy that works for me is convinced that aliens are in our atmosphere at all times monitoring everything we say and do. They are invisible but he's seen them. He thinks the free masons are actually aliens running our governments and the world is coming to an end in december 2012.

He told me that he takes regular tap water and using a battery, ionizes it with silver electrodes and drinks it and it keeps him from getting sick ever. He weighs about 350 pounds and calls in sick all the time, so I'm not convinced.
He also believes in bigfoot and the loch ness monster. He lives for those conspiracy shows on TV. If they make a show about some weird conspiracy no matter how off the wall, he believes it.

I got tired of hearing his silly crap one day and told him that most people think he is a total nutcase and he should be a little more careful about telling people about some of these things. Of course he got all defensive. Go figure.

[Mule]

There's no shortage of tin foil hats on this board, from RedUfo to the one who recently asked to have all his posts removed.

[sammyg2]

DIRECTIONS:

WEAR THE HELMET AS MUCH AS YOU CAN
KEEP IT IN A SAFE PLACE WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR IT
Some abductees have worn their thought screen helmets and hats almost 24 hours a day, seven days a week for more than four years.



Aliens Taking Helmets

Keep the thought screen helmet in the safest possible place when you are not wearing it. In Kentucky, one thought screen helmet was taken from a box that was in a closet. The abductee had dental work and could not wear it. She thought she put the helmet in a safe place. Additionally, four other thought screen helmets were taken by aliens when they were not being worn, two in Virginia, one in upper New York state, and one in Brisbane, Australia.



NEW INFORMATION FOR 2007

The readings taken from a thought screen helmet reveal the voltage from inside the hat are at 128.4 AC/ Ohms. The meter demonstrates that the Thought Screen Helmet intercepts and scrambles signals from aliens. These signals occur after wearing the helmet for at least four weeks. If you don't get this type of signal then you are not being abducted by Aliens.

These are findings from studying signals with a meter:

Abduction victims are constantly monitored by aliens.
Aliens may be sending their victims telepathic messages for control at any time..
The aliens modulate their signals in an effort to penetrate thought screens.
Several abductees report that aliens give them a telepathic command to stop wearing the helmet when they have it off. This confirms the findings with the meter readings of signals received by the helmets. The only way to stop such alien telepathic commands is to wear the helmet as much as possible.



REPORT FROM AN ABDUCTEE

Here is a report from a technician taking meter readings from a thought screen baseball cap.

"The higher the readings are when I have been wearing the baseball cap outside the house.

How I have noticed this I came back in and hooked it up to the meter to see what the result was and it was 103.0 ohms in electrical resistance.

[Moses]

Originally Posted by cashflyer

Are you tired of alien abductions?

Yep. I just hate it when that happens.

[Mo_Gearhead]

Sure ...laugh it up ...FOOLS!

It is a WELL KNOWN FACT that anyone wearing one of those things has NEVER been abducted!

Pretty cheap insurance I'd say.

[tabs]

Did you know that GW took his thought screen helmet off and look what has happened.

My thought screen helmet disappeared to...only to find out Mother threw it in the trash when she was cleaning out my room.

[Jeff Higgins]

I used to work with an alien. He swore he was. Funny thing was, in over five years of having this guy around, none of us ever saw him eat or drink anything. At work, after work, out for a few beers (he would just tag along, but never had anything), even at his own place. He even defied a few of us to find food in his house one day, and we couldn't. His cupboards were bare. Didn't even own a refrigerator. No utensils of any kind. The rest of the house was normally furnished; the bathrooms had what one would expect to see there. Really, really weird. He actually put in his two weeks one day, claiming he was going "home". A couple of swung by his place after that, and he was gone. New family living there and everything. No one has heard from him since, and that was ten years ago. Just plain weird. And no, I'm not making this up. Nice guy other than that.

[frogger]

Did he carry a book and a towel?

[Steve PH]

A word of warning, I made a big mistake, turns out economy foil doesn't work (you need oven grade aluminium foil for your hat to be effective) my butts still sore from the last abduction.

[tabs]

When I found out my thought screen helmet was missing, I started yelling at Mother..."Mother what did you do with my thought screen helmet...I paid good money for it and its very special.. do you know what you just did... now the Aliens will be able to control my every thought my every action." Mother looked at me and responded, "Well its about time something got you under control, God only knows I tried and the Aliens are welcome to you, I hope they come and take you away." Since that day the Aleins when they are in town have been pursuing my mind relentessly, I find drinking Single Malt Scotch messes up their thought wave patterns and they actually get vicariously drunk.. and they just can't handle it. Thats when your most likely to see them and that explains their erratic flight paterns they are flying DUI.

[scottmandue]

My cat says the tin foil messes up her fur so we go with the lemon helmet... the citric acid meses up the brain control ray and much more environment friendly.

[Mo_Gearhead]

QUOTE:"I used to work with an alien. He swore he was. Funny thing was, in over five years of having this guy around, none of us ever saw him eat or drink anything. At work, after work, out for a few beers (he would just tag along, but never had anything), even at his own place. He even defied a few of us to find food in his house one day, and we couldn't. His cupboards were bare. Didn't even own a refrigerator. No utensils of any kind. The rest of the house was normally furnished; the bathrooms had what one would expect to see there. Really, really weird. He actually put in his two weeks one day, claiming he was going "home". A couple of swung by his place after that, and he was gone. New family living there and everything. No one has heard from him since, and that was ten years ago. Just plain weird. And no, I'm not making this up. Nice guy other than that."
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You need to adjust your shiny hat Jeff, it's slightly askew.

[tabs]

Steven PH is right you do need the heavy duty Alumimum foil, but the secret is that you have to double layer it and use a layer of Micro Pel and then Dream Coat in between the layers....I then like to use Electra Coat to make the whole thing water proof. If I ever develope a hole in my shield I use Bexane to repair it.

[MRM]

Originally Posted by Jeff Higgins

I used to work with an alien. He swore he was. Funny thing was, in over five years of having this guy around, none of us ever saw him eat or drink anything. At work, after work, out for a few beers (he would just tag along, but never had anything), even at his own place. He even defied a few of us to find food in his house one day, and we couldn't. His cupboards were bare. Didn't even own a refrigerator. No utensils of any kind. The rest of the house was normally furnished; the bathrooms had what one would expect to see there. Really, really weird. He actually put in his two weeks one day, claiming he was going "home". A couple of swung by his place after that, and he was gone. New family living there and everything. No one has heard from him since, and that was ten years ago. Just plain weird. And no, I'm not making this up. Nice guy other than that.

Jeff, PM me his full name and last known address and I'll run a trace on him. It would be funny if I couldn't find him. I can find anyone who's on the grid.