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kstar 05-29-2008 10:40 PM

Biscuits
 
Religious and political implications of biscuits?

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Warm, flaky, floury biscuits with real butter are good.

frogger 05-30-2008 04:24 AM

Biscuits? Bah! Heresy! Everyone knows that croissants are heavenly. :)

http://www.newforestlodge.co.uk/hotel%20croissants.jpg

KFC911 05-30-2008 04:42 AM

GWB is a biscuit eater and libs love croissants...I'm hungry and would settle for either one right now! :)

frogger 05-30-2008 04:43 AM

Some of us wing-nuts love croissants, too. :D

imcarthur 05-30-2008 04:49 AM

But everybody knows that the best croissants are in France & they're almost US enemies aren't they?

And I feel that it's discriminatory that you neglected bagels, croissants & baguettes . . .

Ian

IROC 05-30-2008 05:17 AM

Man, I could go for a Bojangles chicken biscuit right now... Or even a sausage, egg and cheese from Hardee's...

onewhippedpuppy 05-30-2008 05:17 AM

Croissants = France = surrender monkies = liberals. As you can see from my proof, croissants are a tool of the left.

Biscuits are the true breakfast food of the red states, wholesome and all-American.

As for religion, don't get me started on those jewish bagels or scientologist donuts.

frogger 05-30-2008 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 3972906)
Croissants = France = surrender monkies = liberals. As you can see from my proof, croissants are a tool of the left.

Bah! Only for the weak. It takes real strength to eat croissants with French Roast coffee. Not something you'd see from liberal quiche-eating wimps. :p

onewhippedpuppy 05-30-2008 05:26 AM

We all know that real conservatives only eat steak for breakfast, medium rare, along with a gallon of coffee and a pound of bacon.

MRM 05-30-2008 05:27 AM

Can't we all just get along? There's nothing better than a French chocolate croissant, fresh from the oven, early in the morning. But then there's a fat, doughy but firm bagel, smothered in cream cheese and lox. Mmmmmm. Old fashioned biscuits start the day out right with a filling breakfast that sticks to the ribs. And for the guilty pleasure in all of us, you can't beat a donut. Cream filled Bismark, custard filled, jelly filled, raised and glazed, or a cake donut with sprinkles.... It's all good and I'm starving now.

frogger 05-30-2008 05:28 AM

Mmmmmmmmmm. :)

id10t 05-30-2008 05:28 AM

Make biscuits every Sat and Sun to go with breakfast... usually eggs, grits, biscuits, and sausage or bacon. Sometimes make sausage gravy to go with, sometimes make the biscuits with olive oil instead of crisco and add garlic powder and herbs to go with Italian style dinners...

frogger 05-30-2008 05:29 AM

Love them grits. :)

Nathans_Dad 05-30-2008 05:33 AM

Mmm, buttermilk biscuits are proof of God's existence...

onewhippedpuppy 05-30-2008 05:34 AM

I grabbed a granola bar on my way out the door 30 min ago and I'm already hungry again. Damn you people!

VINMAN 05-30-2008 05:44 AM

Cracker Barrel biscuits and gravy! Yummmmmmmmm!!

frogger 05-30-2008 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Nathans_Dad (Post 3972924)
Mmm, buttermilk biscuits are proof of God's existence...

You could be on to something. This is the most evidence that has been put forth to date. :D

frogger 05-30-2008 05:49 AM

Buttermilk pancakes, too. Mmmmmmmmm! :)

kstar 05-30-2008 06:42 AM

I like croissants, but they can't match a really good biscuit. The croissant probably came first though and the French know how to eat well, IMO.

Even the best bagels can be firm and rubbery, unlike the tender and moist flakiness of a well made biscuit.

What are the different bread stuff of religions? Perhaps something can be learned in this regard?

Bread plays a significant role in the Bible as well. Interesting. It would be funny to rewrite the Bible and only replace the word "bread" with "biscuit".

Porsche-O-Phile 05-30-2008 06:42 AM

Only with tea. Teapots!

KFC911 05-30-2008 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstarnes (Post 3973051)
...What are the different bread stuff of religions? ...

I believe they ALL prefer "pita" bread :)

legion 05-30-2008 08:09 AM

Croissants are a symbol of Islam. (Look it up...)

What about sourdough?

scottmandue 05-30-2008 08:12 AM

What! No mention of tortias?

YOU BIGOTED BA$TARDS!


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm biscuits............


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craigster59 05-30-2008 08:26 AM

English muffins...

Jim Richards 05-30-2008 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by legion (Post 3973225)
Croissants are a symbol of Islam. (Look it up...)

Heresy! :eek:

kstar 05-30-2008 08:55 AM

Bible Biscuit Blasphemy?

Quote:

Exodus 16:4 Then said the LORD unto Moses, Behold, I will rain biscuits from heaven for you; and the people shall go out and gather a certain rate every day, that I may prove them, whether they will walk in my law, or no.
I like the quaint, homespun tone of that. :)

Nathans_Dad 05-30-2008 08:57 AM

Croissants are too buttery, IMHO. Man a good biscuit with butter and honey on it...

Make ya wanna slap yo momma!!!

kstar 05-30-2008 09:04 AM

Did you know the name Nabisco is directly derived from National Biscuit Company?

I would guess this name is more closely related to the English meaning of "biscuit".

nostatic 05-30-2008 09:35 AM

I don't really care for biscuits. Croissants I can live without as well. But I *really* despise cornbread.

I'd much rather have a really good soudough (eg Colombo from SF), or rosemary/olive oil loaf. No butter. Extra virgin olive oil with freshly ground sea salt floating on the top for dipping.

Icemaster 05-30-2008 09:37 AM

What about the gravy? Please, won't someone think of the gravy?

Jim Richards 05-30-2008 09:38 AM

Todd, you elitist. :p

kstar 05-30-2008 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 3973414)
Todd, you elitist. :p

Hater, too.

onewhippedpuppy 05-30-2008 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nostatic (Post 3973405)
But I *really* despise cornbread.

Try it with maple syrup and butter. Ummmm, syrup.

KFC911 05-30-2008 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nostatic (Post 3973405)
I don't really care for biscuits. Croissants I can live without as well. But I *really* despise cornbread....

You ain't from around here are ya? Biscuits & gravy, pintos & cornbread...I don't eat them much anymore but sure do love 'em. BTW, I don't care for any of the above "purchased" at MOST places, but homecooked by a true southerner is another thing entirely :).

nostatic 05-30-2008 09:48 AM

sorry lads, but the thought of cornbread raises bile in my throat. It goes back to my mom's "cooking." She would sometimes make "tamale pie" (from a box) and cornbread (from a box) and it tasted like the box. Actually the cornbread tasted more like the ink with the consistency of the box. To this day I just can't stomach the stuff. My ex is a great cook and baker, and would make what everyone says is fantastic cornbread. I couldn't even look at it.

hate is a four letter word. So is four. And word. Funny thing that. Oh, that too!

onewhippedpuppy 05-30-2008 09:50 AM

Zman..............Todd is using four letter words.............

Jim Richards 05-30-2008 09:54 AM

Rofl

M.D. Holloway 05-30-2008 09:59 AM

Bisquits and gravy - the white gravy with bits of real bacon and molten lard floating on top.

Hmmm ummm ummm, Lawd haf mercy dem is good eat'n!

onewhippedpuppy 05-30-2008 10:00 AM

You had me at "molten lard".

Nathans_Dad 05-30-2008 10:00 AM

Oh dude, you have no idea what you are talking about...a good cornbread is just heaven...


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