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Biscuits
Religious and political implications of biscuits?
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1212125957.jpg Warm, flaky, floury biscuits with real butter are good. |
Biscuits? Bah! Heresy! Everyone knows that croissants are heavenly. :)
http://www.newforestlodge.co.uk/hotel%20croissants.jpg |
GWB is a biscuit eater and libs love croissants...I'm hungry and would settle for either one right now! :)
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Some of us wing-nuts love croissants, too. :D
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But everybody knows that the best croissants are in France & they're almost US enemies aren't they?
And I feel that it's discriminatory that you neglected bagels, croissants & baguettes . . . Ian |
Man, I could go for a Bojangles chicken biscuit right now... Or even a sausage, egg and cheese from Hardee's...
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Croissants = France = surrender monkies = liberals. As you can see from my proof, croissants are a tool of the left.
Biscuits are the true breakfast food of the red states, wholesome and all-American. As for religion, don't get me started on those jewish bagels or scientologist donuts. |
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We all know that real conservatives only eat steak for breakfast, medium rare, along with a gallon of coffee and a pound of bacon.
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Can't we all just get along? There's nothing better than a French chocolate croissant, fresh from the oven, early in the morning. But then there's a fat, doughy but firm bagel, smothered in cream cheese and lox. Mmmmmm. Old fashioned biscuits start the day out right with a filling breakfast that sticks to the ribs. And for the guilty pleasure in all of us, you can't beat a donut. Cream filled Bismark, custard filled, jelly filled, raised and glazed, or a cake donut with sprinkles.... It's all good and I'm starving now.
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Mmmmmmmmmm. :)
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Make biscuits every Sat and Sun to go with breakfast... usually eggs, grits, biscuits, and sausage or bacon. Sometimes make sausage gravy to go with, sometimes make the biscuits with olive oil instead of crisco and add garlic powder and herbs to go with Italian style dinners...
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Love them grits. :)
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Mmm, buttermilk biscuits are proof of God's existence...
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I grabbed a granola bar on my way out the door 30 min ago and I'm already hungry again. Damn you people!
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Cracker Barrel biscuits and gravy! Yummmmmmmmm!!
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Buttermilk pancakes, too. Mmmmmmmmm! :)
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I like croissants, but they can't match a really good biscuit. The croissant probably came first though and the French know how to eat well, IMO.
Even the best bagels can be firm and rubbery, unlike the tender and moist flakiness of a well made biscuit. What are the different bread stuff of religions? Perhaps something can be learned in this regard? Bread plays a significant role in the Bible as well. Interesting. It would be funny to rewrite the Bible and only replace the word "bread" with "biscuit". |
Only with tea. Teapots!
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Croissants are a symbol of Islam. (Look it up...)
What about sourdough? |
What! No mention of tortias?
YOU BIGOTED BA$TARDS! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm biscuits............ http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1212160336.jpg |
English muffins...
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Bible Biscuit Blasphemy?
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Croissants are too buttery, IMHO. Man a good biscuit with butter and honey on it...
Make ya wanna slap yo momma!!! |
Did you know the name Nabisco is directly derived from National Biscuit Company?
I would guess this name is more closely related to the English meaning of "biscuit". |
I don't really care for biscuits. Croissants I can live without as well. But I *really* despise cornbread.
I'd much rather have a really good soudough (eg Colombo from SF), or rosemary/olive oil loaf. No butter. Extra virgin olive oil with freshly ground sea salt floating on the top for dipping. |
What about the gravy? Please, won't someone think of the gravy?
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Todd, you elitist. :p
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sorry lads, but the thought of cornbread raises bile in my throat. It goes back to my mom's "cooking." She would sometimes make "tamale pie" (from a box) and cornbread (from a box) and it tasted like the box. Actually the cornbread tasted more like the ink with the consistency of the box. To this day I just can't stomach the stuff. My ex is a great cook and baker, and would make what everyone says is fantastic cornbread. I couldn't even look at it.
hate is a four letter word. So is four. And word. Funny thing that. Oh, that too! |
Zman..............Todd is using four letter words.............
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Rofl
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Bisquits and gravy - the white gravy with bits of real bacon and molten lard floating on top.
Hmmm ummm ummm, Lawd haf mercy dem is good eat'n! |
You had me at "molten lard".
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Oh dude, you have no idea what you are talking about...a good cornbread is just heaven...
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