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javadog 06-18-2008 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by m21sniper (Post 4010924)
Golf is neither. Little old men play it. Fat, fat sloppy men play it too. I've seen both on Golf Courses. Not that i frequent them often. But i have played. Fat out of shape women play it too.

My main problem with it on a personal participation level, is that it's as boring to play as it is to watch.

Fat, old men and women don't play it at the same level that the pros do.

I played flag football in college. Same as the NFL?

Any idiot can swing a club. See my earlier post and let me know when you can get a 3-iron into a green like the pros.

I'll be here all summer.

JR

Buckterrier 06-18-2008 04:47 PM

Athlete... a person who is trained or skilled in exercises, sports, or games requiring physical strength, agility, or stamina

If it wasn't golf Tiger could have been a strong safety, home run hitter, or right winger.

Buckterrier 06-18-2008 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by javadog (Post 4010952)
Any idiot can swing a club.

I resemble that remark :(

m21sniper 06-18-2008 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mattdavis11 (Post 4010945)
Everything except titties and ******* is boring when you suck at it.

Nah, i suck at volleyball, but it's still fun to play. Watching chicks play it is even more fun.

Golf fails to measure up to real sports in seemingly every way. :D

Running a 4.3 second 40 yard dash is athleticism. Dunking a bastketball is athleticism. Crushing a Defenseman along the boards is athleticism. Mastering a golf swing is just simple repetition. Lots and lots and lots of it.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Originally Posted by Buckterrier (Post 4010970)
If it wasn't golf Tiger could have been a strong safety, home run hitter, or right winger.

We're talking about golf, not about tiger williams. Even assuming your claim is true. There is no evidence he has the timing to hit a big league fastball or any skills on skates, or the ability to stickhandle a bouncing moving puck, or if he has the speed to play the secondary.

He can golf though. There is no disputing that.

Buckterrier 06-18-2008 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by m21sniper (Post 4011099)
We're talking about golf, not about tiger williams.

The thread's title is "Tiger Woods". Tiger Williams was a hockey player.
Golfers are athletes.

m21sniper 06-18-2008 06:19 PM

Yes, but my comments were about Golf. :)

Tiger Williams was an Athlete. Golfers are not. Not even close. :D

javadog 06-18-2008 06:42 PM

What is it they say about a Christmas goose?

How's that swing coming along?

JR

gprsh924 06-18-2008 07:25 PM

You know what else is repetition, repetition, repetition...just about everything you do in sports. Do you think that Michael Jordan magically became good at shooting basketballs? No, he kept shooting and shooting and shooting until his form and his shooting became damn near perfect. And that twisting, swooping layup that throws the repetition and form out the window is damn near the same thing that Tiger does when he is in 3 foot grass and hits a low draw 200 yards 3 feet from the pin.

BeyGon 06-18-2008 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by m21sniper (Post 4011149)
Yes, but my comments were about Golf. :)

Tiger Williams was an Athlete. Golfers are not. Not even close. :D

Even IF YOU were an athlete, you still probably wouldn't be able to play golf.

krichard 06-18-2008 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by m21sniper (Post 4011149)
Yes, but my comments were about Golf. :)

Tiger Williams was an Athlete. Golfers are not. Not even close. :D

For a non athlete Tiger is pretty athletic. You know he benches 400lbs right? Doesn't sound like a fat lazy bastard to me..... So you don't like golf big deal. To call it non athletic is kind of pathetic. I have a feeling he would drop you in 1 round boxing any day. SmileWavy

BeyGon 06-18-2008 07:51 PM

Tiger could probably beat him at most anything he tried. That and he graduated from Stanford. Not many of his football, basketball, baseball players can say that, or that they even graduated. Did I forget hockey or someother minor sport?

Super_Dave_D 06-18-2008 08:15 PM

So if golfers aren't athletes......are race car drivers?

Tobra 06-18-2008 08:55 PM

My favorite sports quote ever, by John Kruk

When some woman was hassling him about smoking while he was drinking.

"You should not smoke, you are an athlete."

"Lady, I am not an athlete, I am a baseball player."

So activities that depend on precise hand eye coordination more than strength or ability to absorb punishment are not sports, good to know.

How long do you think you could bounce a golf ball on a pitching wedge?

How many tries do you think you would need to bounce a golf ball up and hit it in mid air?

Remember that commercial where he was doing tricks, bouncing the ball around, between his legs and catching it on the face of the club, drilling it outta sight at the end? Do you think that was computer generated or something? He was bored, doing that stuff while they were setting up a shot and it was so striking to see what he could do they made a commercial out of that.

Professional athletes are generally good at whatever physical challenge they attempt. I remember seeing Cliff Branch, the Raiders wideout, who is a little guy, dunk a basketball hard with both hands at a charity basketball game. I would imagine many pro athletes would be outstanding at several sports, Charlie Ward, Deon Sanders, Bo Jackson

artplumber 06-18-2008 11:31 PM

So now that Tiger says he has a coupla stress fractures and a torn ACL do the critics feel better?

the 06-19-2008 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Tobra (Post 4011434)
Professional athletes are generally good at whatever physical challenge they attempt.

Not always true. Have you ever seen Charles Barkley (a Hall of Fame athlete) play golf? (If not, consider yourself lucky!)

KFC911 06-19-2008 05:41 AM

From personal experience, most "natural atheletes" can excel at just about any sport (or athletic skill) WAY better than an average Joe "if" they practice...and many don't even have to do that :). Athleticsm is much like a higher IQ imo...doesn't guarantee squat, but it sure can give you an "advantage" over most if used properly.

Tobra 06-19-2008 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by the (Post 4011623)
Not always true. Have you ever seen Charles Barkley (a Hall of Fame athlete) play golf? (If not, consider yourself lucky!)

So golf is more difficult to play than basketball(or football, how would he have been as a safety, LB or TE)


Hmmm

Jim Richards 06-19-2008 07:10 AM

Isn't this discussing taking a silly turn? Tiger played hurt, with a real injury. He toughed it out in an hard fought win against a great competitor. He's done for the season to get his knee/leg fixed properly. That was a great US Open we were treated to. :)

m21sniper 06-19-2008 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by krichard (Post 4011319)
For a non athlete Tiger is pretty athletic. You know he benches 400lbs right? Doesn't sound like a fat lazy bastard to me..... So you don't like golf big deal. To call it non athletic is kind of pathetic. I have a feeling he would drop you in 1 round boxing any day. SmileWavy

Why would you think that? You have no idea what i look like.
LOL.

You also have no idea if Tiger can fight at all. His dad is probably pretty tough though. Ex Green Beret/Army lifer IIRC. Im sure i've had many, many more fights in my time on this earth than him. Probably wouldn't be very fair for tiger. (Pick basketball instead. He'd crush me.)

My athletic "creds": I once scored a 292 out of 300 on the US Army PT test (back in the 80s, not the watered down pussy test they use today). 3rd best in the Bn. Ran a 6 flat 50 yard dash back in the day.(reasonably fast, but not blazing.) I was pretty good at hockey, but no hitting skills at all in baseball. Football is my favorite, i was a running back by position growing up. Never went out for the HS team though because the starter was a superstar. After he left HS he became Penn State's all time leading rusher, and went #2 in the NFL draft (Blair Thomas, picked ahead of Emmit Smith). HE was an athlete. (and also a bust in the NFL)
Of course this is irrelevant, since i never claimed to be an athlete. Just that Golfers aren't. :)

John Kruk, definitely not an athlete. Fairly decent hitter though. Couldn't run the bases for shiit.

At any rate- Golf is not a sport, nor are the players athletes due to playing it any more than badmitton players are athletes.

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Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4011921)
Isn't this discussing taking a silly turn?

Yes, but i'm having fun. :D

the 06-19-2008 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Tobra (Post 4011907)
So golf is more difficult to play than basketball

Hmmm

For Charles Barkley, there is no question about it.


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