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Only if they're hot, and of legal age.
If there's grass on the field.............

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Old 07-08-2008, 10:44 AM
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Actually, 89% of bicycle deaths are males so I think we can let females still ride, but only if they're hot and they MUST wear spandex.
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Not to get too far off topic, but I was out riding on sunday AM and passed a gorgeous 30 something hardbody female cyclist stopped for a drink of water.

Wish I could've brought her home with me but I don't think my woman would be very okay with it.

Women runners and cyclists = the hottest.
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I think the root cause is those twinky clothes bicyclists wear to pretend they're in the Tour de France. I say we outlaw that clothing!
Oh sure! Then what are we stuck with? Yep, you guessed it, NAKED CYCLISTS!!!

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We need a national speed limit for bikes. I'm gonna go with 3.
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Women runners and cyclists = the hottest.
HUH? The ONLY runners that look good are sprinters. Bikers & distance runners look like they are in serious need of a meal. No T, no A, no shoulders, horrible. As opposed to:


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Oh sure! Then what are we stuck with? Yep, you guessed it, NAKED CYCLISTS!!!

Randy
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO!


Well, unless they're hot chicks and are of legal age. Oh, I said that before.
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Old 07-08-2008, 11:07 AM
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Joel, isn't this just the same thread from 3 years ago with bikes instead of swimming pools?

C'mon man, get some new material.
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I think today is Pete / Re-Pete Day. Mule kicked the festivities off with a "history lession."
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Old 07-08-2008, 11:12 AM
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Joel, isn't this just the same thread from 3 years ago with bikes instead of swimming pools?

C'mon man, get some new material.
Show some empathy man.
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Oh sure! Then what are we stuck with? Yep, you guessed it, NAKED CYCLISTS!!!

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I have that poster at home in the garage, I think it came out with "Fat Bottom Girls" Freddy Mercury?
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I think the root cause is those twinky clothes bicyclists wear to pretend they're in the Tour de France. I say we outlaw that clothing!
Agreed....I was ashamed to be the fat guy wearing those tights, but if the chick is a hottie, I think they should be mandatory. Oh yeah, she's 50.

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No one is representing the female pole vaulters. For shame.
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Show some empathy man.
you have no idea how much I feel for you right now.
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Old 07-08-2008, 11:21 AM
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No one is representing the female pole vaulters.

I wouldn't touch her with a 10' pole...(but I would with a much shorter one...)
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Old 07-08-2008, 11:27 AM
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From the psychological point of view can ya blame a guy when he sees a bike rider all dressed up like a ******, the car just automatically trys to run him over!

A vertible Prince or whatever his name is this week on steroids..
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Old 07-08-2008, 11:47 AM
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IF you outlaw bicycles, then only outlaws will have bicycles.

Errrrrr . . . I mean

Bicycles don't kill people, people kill people. With guns.


Errrrrr . . . .. doh.
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Old 07-08-2008, 11:59 AM
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IF you outlaw bicycles, then only outlaws will have bicycles.

Errrrrr . . . I mean

Bicycles don't kill people, people kill people. With guns.


Errrrrr . . . .. doh.
The spandex confuses you, doesn't it? I've heard that was a side effect.

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