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Old 07-22-2008, 11:21 AM
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:34 AM
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:51 AM
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I hope he has some other opportunities for sex cuz he is SOL with her for a while.
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LOL. I've got $20 that says she crapped/pee'd her pants simultaneously after that.
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That's something my wife would do to me.
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With fact that it went auto fire and didn't hurt anyone, I expect he had it setup for blanks.
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:31 PM
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With fact that it went auto fire and didn't hurt anyone, I expect he had it setup for blanks.
firecrackers...
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:33 PM
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Oh, and there would't be any discussion about sex, my wife would simply go latin on my a$$.
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:31 PM
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Practical jokes and firearms don't mix.
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:36 PM
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my wife would simply go latin on my a$$.
That made me laugh out loud!
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Based on the way she's oogling the firearm in the beginning, i'm thinking it was staged...perhaps a re-enactment, but definitely staged.
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Based on the way she's oogling the firearm in the beginning, i'm thinking it was staged...perhaps a re-enactment, but definitely staged.
I kinda thought that also when I first saw it. But she'd have to be an awfully good actress to even be re-enacting that. Look at the expression on her face as he's trying to get away from the gun......Thats real terror IMHO
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:12 PM
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Practical jokes and firearms don't mix.
Yeah, I've got to agree.

And the wife had her finger on the trigger an awful lot...
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Old 07-22-2008, 07:14 PM
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That guy should yell at his wife for being unsafe!
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The guy lit some firecrackers behind her. The weapon never cycled, and you can see the the puffs of smoke from where he is standing, behind her.
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Old 07-22-2008, 07:23 PM
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that was stupid. if the gun was loaded, she could have blown her head off. i agree with the practical jokes and gun post. dangerous.

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