The ultimate "Have you ever been caught" thread

[Sonic dB]

When I was in college... I came home from work early one day and I walked in the dorm room on my roommate who was on the floor with his face buried in his Fat Girlfriends crotch. The funny thing was they had a porno on the TV and were enacting out the same thing that was going on the screen. It was gross because she was fat. When I walked in they both ran to their bedroom. We never spoke about it after that.

The next year, with different roommates I came home early one night from the bar and saw my other rommmates girlfriend on the couch stark naked. They had just finished having sex and he was in the bathroom. She was very nonchalant about it and said hello to me as I walked by.

Those old college days....

[T77911S]

Originally Posted by Icemaster

The classic -

17, in bed with my girlfriend, post-coitus at her house. By her father who just arbitrarily decided to check on her a 12:45 in the AM.

hey, that was my story, except her dad came home for lunch. i poped up and turned around just in time to show him the boner.
then my dad came home for lunch, she managed to get in the closet in time, he must have thought i was spanking the monkey or something.

[T77911S]

Originally Posted by mikester

"Good, I'm tired of explaining to your mom why there is long red hair in your shower drain."

o_O

LOL!
that is like the wife trying to explain to her husband why there are so many used rubbers in the septic tank

[T77911S]

Originally Posted by HardDrive

So its summer time, and my parents are out of town for a month. My girlfriend and I (I was about 20) are home, and my little sister and her friend are home. We tell them that we are leaving to go out, but one thing leads to another, and we end up upstairs doing the deed.

My sister and her friend were in the backyard. The come in the house, and hear noises upstairs. When they come upstairs, I got up and closed the bedroom door. For reasons that still elude me, they freak out, and assume there is a burgler in the house, and CALL THE POLICE. So the girl friend and I are going at it with gusto, and in walks an Ann Arbor cop and his female partner. The partner takes one look and does a 180. The cop asks me for ID, I'm laughing my a55 off, the girlfriend is laughing too. He looks at my ID, looks at me, and says, "Party on".

so where did you have you wallet?

[lukeh]

17 and at the GF's sisters house. My pants are off and the GF is taking care of me. All of a sudden her mom walks in through the back garage door which we didn't think to lock. We are in the living room so the GF had time to stop but all I could do was put a small couch pillow on my lap. Mom walks in and asks if I could carry in all the groceries for the party that night. I say sure, just a minute. She just stays in the room and starts talking with her daughter. After a minute she asks what I'm waiting for. At this point she must have been suspicious as she started walking toward me. At that point she got a closer look then freaked, started screaming and then ran out and drove off. She never liked me after that.

Another time we were with another couple at her house (instead of at school). The two of us were in the basement when the other couple tried to use the fireplace. They didn't know enough to open the damper. The neighbors called the cops as the smoke was pouring out the windows. Her mom was called and wanted to know why we were home in the middle of the day. I almost said biology field trip but decided not to.