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I just blew 7-up thru my nose - this is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. Even if its a ruse, it is Hi-Larry-ous!!!
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dont even know where to begin. too much. id ask moms to sub contract out the massage to a happy ending specialist...
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The fluffers' union is filing a grievance...
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03-25-2009, 11:43 AM
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This gives new meaning to the J-Stroke . . . a canoeing term . . .
Ian
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The first person who says "this thread is worthless without pictures" gets thrown off the bbs FOREVER.
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03-25-2009, 12:31 PM
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she should give him a JBJ
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03-25-2009, 12:39 PM
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ok here they are:
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I believe I already did.............
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Twisted !!!
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Dear Penthouse forum........
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03-25-2009, 02:12 PM
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Apparently, son and mom are very close...
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I doubt the mom can spank her child......
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I got a stiffy reading that because I was imagining Carol Brady as the mom. I sure had the hots for her.
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03-25-2009, 08:54 PM
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Leave tab's mom alone...
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"All the better for reaching your G-spot with"
I call BS. Edit: Just read some of 'her' other posts. "We have been to a few doctors". And none of them said W T F? Complete BS.
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"Doctor, I was so worried when I first found him like that. He was flat on his back, and appeared to be sleeping, but his eyes were open. I shook him to see id he was awake, and he really was asleep. Then he just sat there and stared at me..."
"That's nothing to worry about, ma'am. It's actually a quite common condistion in a young man with an erection. Sometimes they get so hard, there isn't enough skin left over to close their eyes."
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Dr. Higgins, I hold you are responsible for the coffee on my keyboard
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I can't believe that I stopped to read this! WTF????
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the 23 car
The Natty
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