The dangers of alcohol when combined with strangers, a coming of age story.

[PorscheGuy79]

I would have to say it was a pretty ordinary Friday night for me. Some of my friends and I had gathered at this photography studio throwing some open door party that we knew about. My six pack of Stella between my feet I was conversing with some of my friends and enjoying a cigarette on the rooftop of this place when we were introduced to some new people, some socialite/fashionites from New York. They were impressed by one of my friends and we started chatting. This whole account disperses until several hours later when one of my friends and I are sitting on a sofa downstairs, and one of the guys brings over a quite attractive girl, bombshell blond and says that I should really meet, he thinks we would get along great. Now this being what it was, predominately ladened by Suicide Girls (if you dont know who they are and you're at work I probably wouldnt go ahead and check out what its about until later) I expected nothing but hot air or a rambling of dislikes/likes that I wouldnt have any interest in. Surprisingly I was wrong, an Environmental Law grad student at a prestigious university downtown, socially impressive and I was, by all accounts, quite taken back.

So I end up with her number and ask her if she would mind if I took her out to dinner later in the week, she agreed and I walked back to my apartment. Over the next couple days as I find out more and more that intrigues me about her. So I end up meeting her downtown in the Loop at her school's library and we wander around for something to do on a Sunday (obviously nothing downtown) and finally settle on going back to my house to warm up and relax. Well our conversations progressed and were impressive, seeming to have clicked I moved in for a kiss. And we did, making out quite passionately for several minutes before we stop and she looks into my eyes and says... "I have a girlfriend". I was a bit confused, because frankly I was lead to believe that she was bi-sexual which isnt anything I was against but to my surprise she happened to be in a very serious relationship with a girl and hoped that she was bi because she was very interested in the idea. Sadly, no she was not bi but in fact very much a lesbian, which we joked on and on about all night.

I never have had a problem dating women but unfortunately of the ones I do date I have trouble finding them socially and provocatively intellectual, inspiring and interesting. Seems the one I do doesn't play the same kind of baseball I do, what a shame (though we continue to form a great friendship)... or for those reading this that are more internet savvy, a true FML.

[legion]

So are you giving up or going for a "conversion"?

[masraum]

That's weird, why'd she kiss you if she was so anti-man? Very odd. but still cool. Nothing to be ashamed of, making out with a hot lez. hahahah

[PorscheGuy79]

Originally Posted by legion

So are you giving up or going for a "conversion"?

We deliberately tested several times, some of the electrics were incompatible.

[cgarr]

Just tell her that your a male lesbian

[legion]

Why do I have a feeling this is going to end with a 300 lb. woman dressed like a lumber jack beating up Matt?

[Heel n Toe]

Anybody besides me thinking about that scene in The Warriors with The Lizzies gang? There was some making out, and then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpUkzIv1Vw8&feature=related

[Tishabet]

Might have smoked a few in my time
But never thought it was a crime
Knew the day would surely come
When I'd chill and settle down
When I think I've found a good old fashioned girl
Then she put me in my place
If everyone's a little queer
Can't she be a little straight?

[legion]

Originally Posted by PorscheGuy79

We deliberately tested several times, some of the electrics were incompatible.

Did she take your black cherry?

[onewhippedpuppy]

I'm dumb she's a lesbian, I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve, let me know the truth, let me know the truth......

[911Rob]

A couple replies come to mind?

First, the delayed intelligence remark; you should've said, "that's OK, I'm a lezbian too"
edit: sorry, I see Cgar beat me to that one.

Second, the same rules apply for YOU as for everyone. PICS! We need pics man!

[Jim Richards]

LOL Matt. Why does everything have to be so complicated?

[onewhippedpuppy]

LOL Matt. Why does everything have to be so complicated?

The wisdom of Weezer.

[Jim Richards]

Hell fuchin' yeah.

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by PorscheGuy79

I would have to say it was a pretty ordinary Friday night for me. Some of my friends and I had gathered at this photography studio throwing some open door party that we knew about. My six pack of Stella between my feet I was conversing with some of my friends and enjoying a cigarette on the rooftop of this place when we were introduced to some new people, some socialite/fashionites from New York. They were impressed by one of my friends and we started chatting. This whole account disperses until several hours later when one of my friends and I are sitting on a sofa downstairs, and one of the guys brings over a quite attractive girl, bombshell blond and says that I should really meet, he thinks we would get along great. Now this being what it was, predominately ladened by Suicide Girls (if you dont know who they are and you're at work I probably wouldnt go ahead and check out what its about until later) I expected nothing but hot air or a rambling of dislikes/likes that I wouldnt have any interest in. Surprisingly I was wrong, an Environmental Law grad student at a prestigious university downtown, socially impressive and I was, by all accounts, quite taken back.

So I end up with her number and ask her if she would mind if I took her out to dinner later in the week, she agreed and I walked back to my apartment. Over the next couple days as I find out more and more that intrigues me about her. So I end up meeting her downtown in the Loop at her school's library and we wander around for something to do on a Sunday (obviously nothing downtown) and finally settle on going back to my house to warm up and relax. Well our conversations progressed and were impressive, seeming to have clicked I moved in for a kiss. And we did, making out quite passionately for several minutes before we stop and she looks into my eyes and says... "I have a girlfriend". I was a bit confused, because frankly I was lead to believe that she was bi-sexual which isnt anything I was against but to my surprise she happened to be in a very serious relationship with a girl and hoped that she was bi because she was very interested in the idea. Sadly, no she was not bi but in fact very much a lesbian, which we joked on and on about all night.

I never have had a problem dating women but unfortunately of the ones I do date I have trouble finding them socially and provocatively intellectual, inspiring and interesting. Seems the one I do doesn't play the same kind of baseball I do, what a shame (though we continue to form a great friendship)... or for those reading this that are more internet savvy, a true FML.

So where are all the demands for pix?

[Hard-Deck]

Young Sniper beat me by a hair but.................

This post is useless without......................pics damnit!

No pics = bull**** story.

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

So where are all the demands for pix?

I know what to expect from Matt. Peruvian babes w/ fishnet stockings, etc. I have to wait until I'm away from the office.

[widebody911]

We deliberately tested several times, some of the electrics were incompatible.

So, you couldn't get it up?

[Heel n Toe]

I bet he was DC and she was AC.

[TSNAPCRACKLEPOP]

i know changed one over.