That is now my new favorite line

I was that big dude for a while in college. Bouncing at a strip club was a lot of fun.

Had a few run in's with bouncers back in the day

I've been 86'ed only once, can't remember it, just woke up with a swollen jaw, a black eye and feedback from the other members of my group that i managed to resist enough to the point where they had 3 bouncers guiding me off the premises.

Only once did I not walk out of a bar under my own power (too drunk not in that list)

It's not that i couldn't walk, it's that i didn't want to.
It was some kind of a disco, and i was getting jiggy with it, couple of girls , me being the dancing fool that i am..
but the DJ was a moron, refusing to put on the right kind of music so i could really bust a move ... and i was drunk enough to make sure he know how i felt about his mixing and choice of music...
It was about that time when the bouncers got involved.

time. ;)

Hookers and blow, that'll cure what ails ya

Post of the year! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

I dont know why, but I have tears down my face and cant stop laughing.
Bravo, Rick. :D:D:

Don't actually do the nudie bar thing. Don't understand the look but don't touch and get all worked up anyway mentality. Never was much into the nudie magazines for the same reason.

Cousin's wife was a stripper. She made LOTS of money stripping. Worked at a bar called the Boobie Hatch.

The poem is from TV show Married with Children.

Made the comment at work because of the new rule that if you get caught with a company logo on your shirt at "bar" you got fired. Thought it was funny because nobody that works at the company that cares anyone wears a company logo at a bar would go to a bar in the first place. The rule was made because a cell phone photo of a company truck at Hooters was circulated. The guy that took the picture of the "Company Truck" at Hooter's always wears a company logo polo shirt so was at Hooter's wearing a company logo complaining that the company truck was parked outside.

I pick, DARE. :D

"BOOBIE HATCH"
Thats a great name. :)

it does leave a lot of options

That cousin took me to a biker bar when I was 17. They were the Hell's Angel's gang kind of bikers and I had already heard to stay away from that particular bar. Cousin was bass player for a band they liked and I think there was some drug trade involved. I was the clean cut nerdy type and at first they were not kind to me at all. I think only just barely tolerated me because of my cousin's band until they found out I did the wizard/dragon/skulls artwork on the bass drum for my cousins band, The Wizards. Then they got all best buds friendly and wanted me to draw cool skull dragon and snake stuff they could take to their tattoo guy or get painted on their bike. I got paid in Hookers, Booze, and Drugs.

Did they pay you? ;)

They let him live

One guy gave me a girl and the keys to the van out in the parking lot. Cousin said it was a big deal and would be a huge insult to turn it down. Girl is not really the right term, chick or biker chick would be more accurate.

So was she hot?