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Rick V 11-18-2009 10:33 PM

Well I see what Ya'll do when I am normally asleep. :)

porsche4life 11-18-2009 10:34 PM

WTF are you doing still up?

Rick V 11-18-2009 10:35 PM

Late night recovery operation, the son wrecked his car.

porsche4life 11-18-2009 10:36 PM

Yikes is he ok?



And pictures?

svandamme 11-18-2009 10:36 PM

aw

slodave 11-18-2009 10:38 PM

Morning Rick!

porsche4life 11-18-2009 10:39 PM

I think its still night for him Dave...

Rick V 11-18-2009 10:41 PM

Yeah he is fine, car is toast.
Morning Dave
And no Sid, it is morning time.

porsche4life 11-18-2009 10:42 PM

You not going back to bed?

Rick V 11-18-2009 10:43 PM

Just to get up in 2 hours, I don't think so. I will be worse off if I do. Got an early morning dentist appt. to boot.

porsche4life 11-18-2009 10:44 PM

Yuck.... Here's a joke to read to pass the time


My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with
you and I
value you as a good wife.. Therefore, after reading this letter,
I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn
Hotel.
Please don't be upset- ---I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter
On the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
About my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to
remind you that
you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
local
college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will
be at the
Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the
Assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary,
is 18
Years old..

As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math,
You will understand that we are in the same situation,
although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times
than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime
tomorrow.

Rick V 11-18-2009 10:47 PM

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

the_webbster 11-18-2009 11:58 PM

Mo'nin guys.
that really nice blue 930 goes to PPI today, so fingers are crossed.

I have to go to w... wo....wooor...

WORK.

There, I said it.

porsche4life 11-18-2009 11:59 PM

You blaspheme! How dare you say such a dirty word as that.....

the_webbster 11-19-2009 12:02 AM

As I have mentioned before, I use the term loosely:D

I liked the joke btw. I am neither 18 nor 54 but somewhere halfway between. I am also neither math teacher nor businessman but have found out that 36 goes into 36 just once - but by god that is enough!

porsche4life 11-19-2009 12:05 AM

I am 18... But no way would I do a 54yr old Math teacher....

Turboo934 11-19-2009 12:14 AM

What not hot for teacher? Just got up to stoke the fire, good morning.SmileWavy:D:cool:

porsche4life 11-19-2009 12:16 AM

Morning... Hell its 1am there... Go back to bed...


Why would I be hot for teacher... there is some 18yr old tail calling my name... I just gotta figure out when I can make the 2hr drive to go see her...

porsche4life 11-19-2009 12:18 AM

Good night ladies... No ladies left to talk to... I'm off to dream land...

Rick V 11-19-2009 01:09 AM

Anybody have a right front suspension for Volvo 940 laying around?


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