Would be pretty awkward if that's ALL you had to say to them.

Well there is always the standard conversation about the weather.

Uh, hey. How's it going. I see you wear braces. I wear braces too...

Like that Idocracy film :
2 lawyers, opposing council : "hey, you like money?? i like money too.. we should hang out."

Both are from Mike Judge. :D

didn't know he did Idiocracy.

It had fun moments but was a bit to long and uncoordinated in the end.
I just wish he'de get moving on the next B&B

Good morning folks.

I only had one attractive female cousin. She is still alive but she is frightening looking now. She crawled into a bottle and has yet to figure out she has a problem. It is sad because her son just graduated from college and an civil engineer. She did not make the graduation because she had to stay home and drink.

My mother one had one cousin and he lived a long way away. My dad had so many cousins he could not remember them all.

Is it working? :)

My Dad had 12 siblings, I had a lot of cousins, and several my age. We visited them a lot when I was a pre-teen and got dragged along. Us cousins got along well and spent time at each other's houses during the summers. We also spent two weeks every summer with all the uncles aunts and cousins Trout fishing on a river in Arkansas.

One of my cousins had down syndrome. He would always bring me The Wizard of Oz to read to him. The second time and every time after I made up my own story to go along with the pictures. Got to where almost everyone wanted to listen to me read The Wizard of Oz to him.

My grille badge is on the way!

Now you need a Porsche to put it on!

I know, I know........

A 911 is what most of the Stijin brotherhood have or had.

Does it count that while at the dump yesterday I got the number of a cougar driving a 997 cabriolet?

We are catch and release around here. Drugging them and putting them to sleep is optional.

Yeah, after following master stijns advice I've determined that catch and release is the best philosophy.

Actually, I believe catch, tag, release is more accurate.

If tag means post a photo here, then yes. :)

Wow, picking up chicks at the dump. :eek:

That is one place I would never think to go to pick up a date. :cool:

I remember there was a news story in the paper about a hooker that was working at the local dump. She was charging 5 bucks a pop so to speak. Now that is class, a 5 dollar whore at the city dump. http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...s/pukeface.gif