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Texting private parts is kind of dumb, IMO.
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For the record: I have neither sent nor received nudies to or from a co-worker or engaged in behavior that crosses a dignified professional line....except when I was in highschool. THAT was a total "makeout at work" fest.
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No one has ever texted me a picture of their fun parts...not even in a swimsuit...I feel so deprived.
Had to save the world...again...last night and only got two hours of sleep...so I am also sleep deprived. I am whipped this morning. I really need a vacation that doesn't involve wearing cammo. Good morning and happy Friday to all. |
Well, I did ask the doctor if my foot would get hard when a pretty girl walked by because the skin graft they are using is made from foreskin. He said no, but because of the ACell cell regeneration stuff they used on my foot earlier it might grow a penis. I told them that since I was missing a toe a penis in place of a toe would be okay as long as it had a toe nail. He said that would cost me extra for a pedicure, especially if I wanted a happy ending.
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I know there are some that do, but i won't even date women from the workplace.
Our company has a policy that a husband and wife cannot both work there. |
At my chiropractor waiting for my appointment there was a young lady that had just gotten married going around showing off private parts pictures she and her husband were sending to each other.
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One of the side benefits of being over 40 is that most of the really stupid stuff we did, happened before the internet and smartphones. Whew!!
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Unfortunately the internet was in full swing when I was a teenager and I'm fairly certain traces can be found on the internet but, facebook was not around yet thankfully.
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Get this, the reason our company does not allow husband and wife to both work for the company is they do not want the possibility of the wife having a position in authority over the husband.
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LOOOK OUUUUT!!!
I am back driving my Porsche, the streets are no longer safe. Picked it up at noon from getting fresh fluids, oil, coolant, brakes, gearbox, etc. from sitting undriven for 10 months. Sure sounded and felt great driving home!!! Needs warshed. |
YEAH!!!!
Good for you that will mend the soul to be able to drive the beast. I high school I had a motor cycle. When I'd take girls for a ride I'd tell them to hang on. nothing like being 16-17 and having boobs mashed into your back. Bet that is harassment now to..... |
Damn computers... Took a test online and now it won't submit... This thing needs to get done so I can go load the miata and head to the track!
Oh ya and that guy who called and may or may not want to meet last minute this afternoon needs to make up his mind and call me back! |
That's great news, Richard!
Here's what's outside at the moment, plus a little thunder and lightning. http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1372449525.jpg |
Man I LOVE the sound of my 928 reving up through the gears!
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