or

Thank you , no problem, i talked to your boss about your inability to respond to emails within an acceptable timeframe, he agreed, 2 years is to long. I also told him my average is withing 2 working hours, to maximum of 2 days for tricky answers. He nearly fell over in amazement and hired me on the spot. I start on monday, Please make sure my desk is clean before you leave on friday. K?thx!

The second one or that last on get my vote.

That company is still in business??? They must deal in antique! The slower they work, the higher the price of their assets... they're not a "just in time" company, that's for sure...

or i send out


Hi,

thank you for you email
Unfortunately i cannot answer your email right now as i am out of the office.
I will respond to your email when i return somewhere in 2011.

As this is my personal email adress, and not my work email adress, i have no backup. Honestly , nobody could possibly back me up, it would take a legion of variously skilled superpeople...
If it's urgent, you could try resending the email, but flag it as "important".
that way a different mailbox rule will handle your email, it might even help to get my attention to it.




2nd auto reply

Hi,

you must have believed the first auto reply, the one mentioning you might get faster response if you flagged the email with "urgent" or "important".

You have been lied to and your mail has now been classified for processing in 2012.
That is, if the Mayan's weren't right, and the world/universe have not gone tit's up.

No, my vote still goes to the second one or the fourth.
But were are the other slackers, they should chime in! I don't want all that responsability!

That is unreal but not uncommon. I have sent hundreds of letters to various medical device companies over the years. More than a few have replied very late, more than a year. I think they probably had a sudden urge to clean out their mailbox and found my letters. Ooops.

I think you should go with all the above, much like you have them listed. Ask them to choose for themselves what suits them best.

If you guys could see the smile on my face now!!! :D:D:D
My Russian godess replied, asked me for my phonenumber, so we can meet up. (haven't set a date yet)
I feel like a small boy, really nervous, which is silly, I'm 33.

Check out her mom!
 

What if her 50 something mom looks like this?

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1252431482.jpg

Damn Glen you just ruined my lunch break. Warn us next time.

I didn't know you were into gilfs, but allright, I'll be sure to ask mom's number so you can give her a call later...:p

do you want me to chaperone for you?
you know, make sure she doesn't take advantage of ya?

Have you had a shower? You could probably do more harm, than good.

look , if she runs at the first hickup, it wasn't meant to be anyway.

Morning guys,

It's on! I need suggestions for a first date. I don't know her all too well yet, except that she's a looker. Will try to get to know her a bit better in then next couple of days.

Hmm dinner and a show? Thats all there is here in the sticks.

I'd take her to that place next to the fjord.

do everything exactly the opposite i would do

:eek: I read this too quickly. Thought it read:


I don't know her all too well yet, except that she's a hooker.

Well Dave, We all end up paying for it in the end...

At least I got to keep my 911 and the Town house....