Or just send him a Text message and tell him we are wondering how he is doing

stalk the snot out of him, first one to get a restraining order, wins !

Gimmie his number, I have international calling!!

I´ll text him again.

Text sent.

Markus the stalker, nice, now once you have honed your craft at stalking guys we need to get you up to stalking women. :D

12h10 Livi to Vas : Hey man, what's up?
12h16 Livi to Vas : Hey man, did you get my last text?
12h22 Livi to Vas : Vas, dude, did you get my previous text and the one before that?
12h30 Livi to Vas : Dude, are you missing us yet?
12h33 Livi to Vas : Bro, nothing comes in, there's something wrong with your phone
12h34 Livi to Vas : Seriously man, get it checked out

Okay time for that PMS part of my day. Ya'lll have fun

I´ll blame it on you guys for talking me into stalking the poor guy. :D

I have a feeling Vas is an individual with a high level of integrity. If he says he don´t know if or when he will be back, then thats it. He will most likely not succumb to stalking initiatives. Alas.

So anyway.

Yesterday I left work early in order to get a new set of winter tires mounted on my E36. Turns out the bolts are stuck. No matter what they tried, only resulted in rounded bolts. Told me to get to a shop and have it fixed before they could change the tires. Duh?!##"%
I drive 15 miles to a shop that after a lot of induction heat manages to loose the bolts. Takes them over an hour!
Back to the tire shop and they switch tires uneventfully.
Out on the road and there is the most horrendous knocking sound from the rear (sounds like someone is using a sledgehammer in the boot) and a rhythmic high pitch sound from the front.
Shop closed so I limp home. This morning I hesitate to take the car to work but as the alternative would imply going by bus, I give it a try.
Behold! No strange sounds at all. Drives like it should.

I hate old cars.

You do have a 911 , don't ya?

ah, in that case, time to buy a new car
to help you out, i'll take the E36 and 911 off your hands.
I offer you handload ammo in trade. 5 boxes of .45 acp sounds fair, right?
i'll load em extra hot, coz i hear it's cold in Sweden.

Morning all.

Here's some humor ot start the day.

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You think they would have figured it was better to call it wonder DE-boner?

Good morning all.

Thanks for the D-day wishes. Today is the 28th anniversary of my 29th birthday. I may have to grow old but I ain't gonna grow up!

Eh.. perhaps not. But thanks.

That quote turned out wrong. Hm..

Morning Pete and Glen!

man, i've driven my targa in the rain, with the roof off
it ain't a big deal really.
just go fast enough so only the rear seats get wet.

Its the rust man! The risk of turning it into a pile of rust.

Besides. I loath washing my cars. The 911 only gets one wash per season.

Silly. I know.

Markus, I would bet your 911 came with the built in windshield wipers. And if you only wash it once a year you are abusing it. Drive it more and wash it!

I figure the less water that finds it way up those cranes and nook's, the less risk of corrosion. Rain or wash - same water.

I know. Who am I saving it for?? :)

Morning Markus! Happy Birthday Glen!

Pete,

Monkey+Football??

Happy Freakin Birthday Glen

Hi Richard. 1000 posts! :)

Hesitating post.

Dubious post.

Unessential post.

you're right, nobody, just hand me the keys, donm't worry, i'll treat it right.

Markus,

It's a shortened version of the phrase "....like a monkey ******* a football." Typically describing someone or something trying to do something in a horribly uncoordinated, inept, unskilled manner. vis-a-vis "John building a server is like a monkey ******* a football" or "Phil putting on a tie is like..." You get the idea.

It works in almost any situation.

It sounds right, but I have a nagging feeling I getting screwed.. :D

Guess I cant say "f uching".

Anyway, try it sometime. You'll usually get the "WFT???" look from most of the room, and one or two smiles and nods.

Like John Cleese referring to Manuel: It´d be easier to train a monkey!

just accept it

Whats in it for me?

Exactly! SmileWavy

Now you've got me sitting here chuckling...

"Basil? Basil? Basil? Basil?"

It sounds very peculiar in Swedish. :D