Stijn!!

[slodave]

Free lead paint included?

[GH85Carrera]

Good afternoon guys. The car show was great. I think We had over 50 cars. I only took one picture.



This is a brand new 458. This poor owner has a Ford GT a couple of Vipers, a Aston Martin, and several other toys.

He was saying since Ferrari is owned by Fiat he wanted to drop by the Fiat dealer and tell the he really wanted a 500 but all he could get was a 458. He wanted that extra 42.

[Rick V]

Originally Posted by slodave

Free lead paint included?

Well duh, ya gotta have the entire old country experience

[Rick V]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

Good afternoon guys. The car show was great. I think We had over 50 cars. I only took one picture.



This is a brand new 458. This poor owner has a Ford GT a couple of Vipers, a Aston Martin, and several other toys.

He was saying since Ferrari is owned by Fiat he wanted to drop by the Fiat dealer and tell the he really wanted a 500 but all he could get was a 458. He wanted that extra 42.

Is that a Pantera just to the right?

[svandamme]

Originally Posted by livi

You deserve this for letting me hang here all by my lonesome on a Saturday.

[svandamme]

Jim Varney (1949–2000)
Cancel that he lives...in Sweden.

[svandamme]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

He was saying since Ferrari is owned by Fiat he wanted to drop by the Fiat dealer and tell the he really wanted a 500 but all he could get was a 458. He wanted that extra 42.

Oh, but i'll get the 500 for him and trade it for his 458, i'll even wave him the 42K he owes me for that transaction...Out of the goodness of my heart.

[HHI944]

Ugh this crap is still dragging on... I offered to resign just to get crap over with. Told it wouldn't matter at this point as there have been multiple complaints about both of us over this whole thing...I just wish I knew why she hated me.

[svandamme]

whatyoutalkinaboutwillis!?

[RKDinOKC]

I had to apologize to a female co-worker because she overheard a conversation and she was 3 offices way. I was asked what I thought of the relatively large bonus we had just received. I said it was great and would last at least a week at the nudey bar. He made the comment that I better not wear a company shirt when I spend it. We had also recently been told that if we were caught wearing company logo at hooters we would get fired. I said I didn't think anyone that cared that much about the company logo would be at any of those places to see me and fire me.

The girl that complained said I had talked offensively about going to stripper clubs to see naked women and put dollar bills in their underwear.

I apologized for saying nudey bar and that I didn't realize the term nudey bar would offend anyone and if I thought saying nudey bar would offend anyone I wouldn't say nudey bar, because the last thing I would want to do is offend someone by saying nudey bar. So, if she would please forgive me for saying nudey bar, I would try in the future to not say nudey bar, or mention anything to do with a nudey bar.

[vas930]

Originally Posted by svandamme

whatyoutalkinaboutwillis!?

Poor chap is having some drama.
Go back a few pages and you will see.

[vas930]

"nudey bar"

[RKDinOKC]

Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.

[vas930]

Never been to one ,Richard.
It does sound like fun.

[svandamme]

Originally Posted by vas930

Go back a few pages and you will see.

oookway, just did .

Now, that sort of sj1t is the reason why i'm single, live with 2 cats, do whatever the F i want, drive fast, drink faster and own a gun.
any chick that i see, i classify instantly in "minger" or "out of my leage".
If there ever comes one along that's "out of my league" yet speaks to me in a friendly voice, the kind that might fool me into thinking she's not out of my league.. I will instantly look for something to hurt myself with. I dunno, 220 volt mains to my nuts... Or a big mallet... or an icepick in one of my eyes.. Doesn't matter, just as long as it hurts like a mofo.

I don't give i fu , Chicks that are busy messing up another man's life through dating, relationship or marriage, i don't care about them, they pose no threat to me.. But any thing else, single, divorced,busy divorcing, widows, nuns... I will treat them with extreme prejudice.. And for good reason.

[vas930]

Ouch!

[Rick V]

Even the women at the nudey bar?

[HHI944]

I'd like to say I'm done with women, but I know if she called and wanted to make up id be there in a heart beat...i think that qualifies me as an idiot.

[svandamme]

i've never really understood the concept of the nudey bar.
- you enter a place
- beer will be more costly then anywhere else
- the women will be hot and apparently very slutty
- but if you even look like you are about to put a move on em, a big dude will drag you out and 86 ya... with or without out the optional beating.

It just sounds masochistic to me...

[svandamme]

Originally Posted by HHI944

I'd like to say I'm done with women, but I know if she called and wanted to make up id be there in a heart beat...i think that qualifies me as an idiot.

Learn from the train wreck that took me 10 years to recover from
If she calls, hit your nuts with a mallet

I'm not kidding. Teach yourself that "that chick" = "Excruciating pain to the balls"


Less agony , quicker recovery.