Stijn!!

[Flieger]

Originally Posted by tweezers74

Oh geez, Max. Please let me pimp you out. I could have you talking to a nice girl in one day. Guranteed. Not at a bar. Heck, we could go to a park, the library, a Starbucks. Seriously.

Hmmmmm... I sound weird. A girl who knows how to pick up girls...

Hey if you were visiting I would let you. Seriously. I don't doubt your skills.

[Noah930]

Originally Posted by tweezers74

Which brings me to my final point, got the job offer. They all loved me.

Congrats.

Originally Posted by tweezers74

Dude! I volunteered to be your wing woman!

The best wingman is a good-looking woman. It's like some sort of secret club. If you're good enough for one hot chick, no matter how trollish you may look, you're suddenly acceptable by other hot chicks' standards.

[Flieger]

Originally Posted by Noah930

Congrats.




The best wingman is a good-looking woman. It's like some sort of secret club. If you're good enough for one hot chick, no matter how trollish you may look, you're suddenly acceptable by other hot chicks' standards.

That is one club I would like to be in.

[Noah930]

Originally Posted by Flieger

I just don't want any angry boyfriends coming after me. I could handle it but I would prefer to avoid the drama.

Though we here on this thread (the peanut gallery) would certainly enjoy the angry boyfriend stories you'd bring back to tell us. If you made it back to tell us, that is. Where's that popcorn smilie?

[nynor]

Originally Posted by tweezers74

Nynor, you know I work for the biggest player in the pulse oximetry world, don't you? Took over Nellcor. Used to work for Banner too, largest hospital network in AZ. Used to be a manger. I don't think they have a hospital in Utah... hmmm... Utah... where at? Might know some people... Are you a RT, manager, educator, etc? Let me know...

nope, i did not know that.

i am an RT and i've been precepting students for the last two years.

d.

edit: salt lake city. and thanks for any leads. seriously. i appreciate it.

[tweezers74]

Originally Posted by Noah930

The best wingman is a good-looking woman. It's like some sort of secret club. If you're good enough for one hot chick, no matter how trollish you may look, you're suddenly acceptable by other hot chicks' standards.

Amen!!!! You speak the truth, brother!

[Outback Porsche]

Originally Posted by Flieger

I realize that was all in jest.

But there are several reasons why that would never happen. The first being the "let her take you to her house". I'm not one of the beautiful people with girls throwing themselves at them.

Don't talk yourself down Max, there are plenty of blokes out there punching above their weight. Confidence is all it takes.

D, PM me with specifics of what your looking for and I'll have a sticky beak for you.

[Flieger]

Sticky beak?

[Outback Porsche]

Arghhh! Hate spending two hours looking for intermittent faults.

[Flieger]

Those are the worst kind.

[Porsche-poor]

Originally Posted by tweezers74

JOE!

No, you didn't miss pictures of me. But I thought since you aren't on FB and I am friends with most everybody else in this thread on FB, they get to see pics of me, I should at least follow proper Stign thread rules and post a pic of me. This is the pic Max was referring to when he said he liked my hair.

a pixel-ectomy!!!

Thanks. pain fine if I don't do anything. Its the right hand and I am a lefty so tilting them back is easy.

[Outback Porsche]

Originally Posted by Flieger

Sticky beak?

stick my nose in your business

[Jim Richards]

Max, you're still spinning your wheels and haven't crossed the start line. Action is needed, not excuses. So far, you really have no personal cost associated with your lack of action. So, here's the plan. To make the cost of excuse-making high, and hopefully spur you to action, each time you make an excuse, or point out some new facet to this whole thing that worries you, administer the Stijn Solution™ to yourself. A punch in the nuts. You'll either (a) get cracking on your part of the challenge, (2) grow to like punches to the nuts, or (iii) enter the priesthood. Good luck, step away from PPOT, and get busy.

[porsche4life]

Jeff, heres a funny Okie thing for you. Your wife's name reminded me of this...

NSFW language

[Flieger]

Yeah I realize I haven't really done anything and as the pressure has piled on I am crumbling under it and reverting back to my old ways.

[Porsche-poor]

no real need to worry about boy friends. If you ask a girl out she should tell you that she has a boy friend. If not then maybe she is looking to move on.

[Jim Richards]

Reverting? Man, you're in an infinite "do-nothing" loop.

[nynor]

Originally Posted by Outback Porsche

Don't talk yourself down Max, there are plenty of blokes out there punching above their weight. Confidence is all it takes.

D, PM me with specifics of what your looking for and I'll have a sticky beak for you.

well, i am a respiratory therapist, most recently. like a nurse, but for the lungs. i also had my EMT cert, at one point and no a bit of first aid type medicine. there is no comparable profession to a respiratory therapist in australia, apparently (i did some research). i've also done a fair bit of computer tech work. mainly, i specialize in hardware and MS operating systems (but i can muddle my way through any OS). if you want a resume, shoot me you email via PM.

again, thanks for looking out for me.

d.

[Flieger]

Well I made a couple sort of steps in the right direction early on but nothing came of it.

[Flieger]

I am going to win even if it kills me.