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trekkor 09-05-2009 10:34 PM

Quote:

Schwange

Isn't that a deadbolt/lock company?


KT

Joe Bob 09-05-2009 11:27 PM

Don't be a dim bulb.....ever see Space Balls? Or was that a Schwartz.....can't keep my Yiddish straight...

RoninLB 09-06-2009 09:53 AM

psychological work disabilities are the best

everything you do is therapy

trekkor 09-06-2009 10:25 AM

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KT

motion 09-06-2009 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by mikez (Post 4880365)
Girls, stoopid....Motion is the one that likes boys....

WTF???:confused:

BRPORSCHE 09-06-2009 12:23 PM

If motion is still married to lily I think it's fairly safe to assume that she is a WOman.

Joe Bob 09-06-2009 09:12 PM

My bad......

trekkor 09-06-2009 09:16 PM

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KT

Joe Bob 09-07-2009 02:32 AM

Why are you OK to talk to here but such a douche on 914.con?

Joe Bob 09-07-2009 03:57 AM

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trekkor 09-07-2009 10:41 AM

Multiple personalities?



KT

Joe Bob 09-07-2009 06:47 PM

WTF, eh?

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Joe Bob 09-10-2009 10:21 PM

Gots my new handicapped placard.....free parking, can park up front....get out and limp.....classic having it on a 911...

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porsche4life 09-10-2009 10:30 PM

Mike I see you do graphics? Were you running a full service Sign shop as well? Have you got enough guys to keep that up without you? I know my dad only has my mom helping him and one part time guy and when he farked his shoulder up things got a little tense.

Joe Bob 09-10-2009 10:33 PM

Beer money.....but I think I'm gonna a hire a guy. The locals all suck and I can do the stuff better. 10 bucks an hour for a slave, a business license, my shop and I'm in business.....

porsche4life 09-10-2009 10:55 PM

But you don't have big trucks and stuff to worry about right? I mean we have one service truck, one service bucket, and 2 digger derricks. He doesn't have payments on all of those but there is still insurance and stuff.

RoninLB 09-10-2009 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikez (Post 4890315)

new handicapped placard.....

free parking, can park up front....get out and limp.....

on a 911...



Don't take last spot in a group of handicap spaces. Someone really screwed up may need it.

You can get away with parking almost anywhere. No PD wants to screw with those placards. If you see a clean empty area in a parking lot away from traffic and parking slots you can park there. You can park under the fuch'en neon sign at the entrance to anywhere if you want.

take pics

Joe Bob 09-10-2009 11:16 PM

I don't abuse.....but it's a different mindset looking for the spaces......

RoninLB 09-10-2009 11:28 PM

I figured you'd be cool with it, but.....


the mindset is you can walk on water

party hearty

Joe Bob 09-10-2009 11:43 PM

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jyl 09-11-2009 12:03 AM

This is a mental disability right?

Joe Bob 09-11-2009 12:06 AM

Yupperz......

Joeaksa 09-12-2009 03:36 AM

If mentally disabled counts, I am on the bandwagon! :)

RoninLB 09-12-2009 05:18 AM

it's a good disability

all activities are therapy

PD wants no part of caring for a legally mentally disabled non-violent person and the law suits that follow. Even the thought of a formal protest letter in the officer's file will rock his world forever.

some airlines in past gave 1/2 fare to the nut guy and his handler

Joe Bob 09-12-2009 10:23 PM

My back was killing me by the 3rd game......Acton versus Santa Paula. This kid scored 3 TDs and generally was the BDOC. Dad's the coach, Momz was a hotty.....

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My twin daughters were playing on the same campus for their freshman Volleyball team. They placed 3rd in the Tournament. I was running between MY games and theirs.....saw about 5 minutes of theirs but have tape.....

Racerbvd 09-14-2009 07:08 PM

Yesterday I had grand plans, a buddy was picking me up for a hour of BMX lake jumping, then get spiffied up for a CF fundraiser , but instead, I had to go to a walk in clinic as I couldn't walk, my left ankle is in lots of pain, and couldn't hold me up...:eek:

I thought that I must have broken it, but no idea how unless I was sleep walking.... After X-rays and some deduction from the Dr. turned out to be a Staph Infection.....

So a few days on crutches and even more meds again:(
Do these things ever go away after you get one???

Icemaster 09-14-2009 07:35 PM

These threads are so much cooler wehn youre stoned..

Joe Bob 09-15-2009 03:03 AM

Met a client for lunch at "Pierre LaFond" in Montecito....the old guy is Pierre.....the Betty ain't......

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I get fitted for my 2 orthopedic braces today......both back and knee. Getting old sucks....

Joeaksa 09-15-2009 03:54 AM

Getting old aint fun nor for the faint of heart, but its better than the alternative!

Joe Bob 09-18-2009 10:41 PM

Well, funz over....back to work on Monday.

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I did Beverly Hills vs Santa Barbara yesterday, two games today, JV and a Varsity, got two youth games tomorrow. Back feels...ehhh, OK. I'm still uglee.

Stoopid payroll "forgot" to tell me that I needed to fill out the SDI forms and they cut me a check for 1/2 pay. My boss had told me that I had plenty of sick and vacation.....22 years and they don't call to see if yer dead or not.

So now I have to hustle the paperwork thru with the State....like that will happen when Monkeys fly out my Buttt. I'm screwed.....for at least a week.....

Joe Bob 09-19-2009 12:26 AM

Ingo changing a tire while drinking at local watering hole....

Joe Bob 09-19-2009 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikez (Post 4906835)
Ingo changing a tire while drinking at local watering hole....

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Joe Bob 09-24-2009 09:27 PM

Stupidvising my Manual's......

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Joe Bob 09-24-2009 09:29 PM

Got cleated at a Football game.....

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Joe Bob 09-24-2009 09:32 PM

Mas Stupidvising......

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Joeaksa 09-25-2009 01:29 AM

Mike, dammit, tell us how you really feel? :)

Joe A

Joe Bob 09-25-2009 09:59 PM

This has been a fun week.....

After 27 years, excessive high blood pressure, failure of my annual fitness medical, failure of SCBA certification and a gun shot which grazed my kidney, liver and spine, I have submitted my medical retirement request to the County. Until it gets approved by County Counsel I will be on 1/2 pay. The doc has certified that my football ref activities are covered under physical therapy....

I have a mortgage, three kids and bills. My disability is limited to sitting for periods of 30 minutes or more. The high blood pressure is a bit of a problem as I can't tolerate the standard medications....but I'm working on that.

Please feel free to ask any questions.....

Oh yeah, looks like I'm also getting a divorce.....

trekkor 09-25-2009 10:20 PM

I'm sorry to hear you are going through so much.

Do your best to cope.


KT

Joe Bob 09-25-2009 10:22 PM

Ahhh, I'm fine....you should see the other guy......

trekkor 09-25-2009 10:23 PM

Quote:

a gun shot
What?!?


KT


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