Life on Disability.......
 

So, I hurt my back and I'm out on leave. I can do limitted stuff so I'm working on the house and stupervising and test riding Ducati's and getting scared by VERY weird people in town......
as a citizen, It's a WHOLE diff ballgame after 10PM.....

37 years and I've never been sick more than 3 days....this is strange.

So, if Ray Romano can write a book so can I. I'm way funnier and I know John Cleese (Monty Python for you Phillistines).

He hangs out at Brophy Brothers......

Jonathon Winters pumped my gas once, he also did 20 minutes of stand up with my wife and kid's at Cafe del Sol......the kid's asked who was the wierd old man....freaking priceless.....shoulda thought of this year's ago.....I once bought gardening shears with "Bunz" from NYPD Blues....he has dentures....at least his butt was covered.

Think Gold Plated SC, the owner of this site, the dood on Rennlist (Adrian)....it ain't rocket science.


Allz I'm doing is walking around sober at 12-2am and asking people if I can take their pics.....I get about an 80%, "it's cool" reaction......usually the hotties go for it, the skanks kinda...well, they're skanks and who cares?


I can speel and I got's a computer.....

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Who's the chick?

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That a MAN, BABY.........:eek:

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Standing under the red light? With boobs?

PS: Don't get caught doing all that ****, your disability will go bye bye in a hurry if mr. PI man films you riding motorcycles and climbing trees with a big stick.

I AM a PI.......

BSIS License #18892.

Do PI's follow PI's?

I used to be a PI, but the surviellance on hot summer days in a sweltering car was just too much for me.

They don't stay in business long, screw one PI the whole crowd closes ranks.

I'm doing nothing wrong, I have a journal and the incident injury is on tape......

I've had my license for years and do mostly pro bono work as a PI and I am still a County Investigator.

I also ref football, softball and until recently track. The old track starter guys....I was the youngest at 52 are worse than 356 concour weenies. Old deaf men with guns........oK.....I'm outta here.....

Don't go...

This thread has potential. :D


KT

Go to sleep Trekkor

I'll miss something good!


KT

All right, you keep watch and I'll go home and sleep.

Report back to me tomorrow on what you have learned.

What? No cutting the penis jokes?

Winch for my Seadoos.....gel cell Harley battery.

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Why'd you whack the big flower off of the banana tree?

There's no way that's why you are on disability....:eek:

Mike?!?


KT

Back in the 80's in the Insurance business we had many WC claimants checked up on by PI's On guy hurt his back at work, we had video of him loading full coolers onto a boat with a bad back, his atty asked one question, "Is lifting coolers part of his job" "no" Send the boy his check!

So, did you get her-it's number you naughty boy?

Took close to 200 pics tonight.....

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So....is this a Byron shot or am I cooler?

Yupperz....I have a journal of the event.....been out two weeks. No one involved has been clued in yet. I'm just having fun.

37 years working, never out on disability. SDI I pay into every paycheck. This is despite, two ACL repairs, an Achilles rupture, being shot, broken wrist 3 times, an appendectomy, a major MC accident, etc.....3 kids, a mortgage, heavy debt, tiny wanger, and other items that shouldn't be discussed on the internet....

My back pics show two compressed discs at my coccyx. Izzat speeled right?

Vicodin, Physical Therapy, beer, boobs, and such can really take your mind off of it.....

BTW, the book, unlike my life will be a work of fiction....I'm not really this cool.




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My next project will be adding a Kegerator on my Seadoo trailer......I have a LOT of extra batteries from when I cut up rusty POS 914s.....

2 stars? What wanker voted this 2 stars? I guess we need more boobs.....

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Woohoooo!!!!!

Mike - I gave you 5 stars, should bump it up a bit. Thanks for the Pic's. Sounds like you've earned the right to take some disability time. When it's legit, it's your business what you do with your time.

Motion: Welcome back.......

You mentioned something about cutting your 'pine needle'. :eek:


KT

My guess is that someone saw that you were on disability, but saw pictures of someone doing all kinds of physical work and assumed that was you pretending to be injured to screw the man.
If someone didn't know you and didn't know what you looked like they could get that wrong impression.

You (and I for that matter) need to get jobs....

yep, welcome to my current world:D & 5 Stared it too.....
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That's so funny!!!! You're the guy who takes a photo with my girlfriend right before we go home and I have sex with her. Cheers!!!!

:)

All I'm doing is Stupidvising....trying to touch boobs and generally make sure the wife doesn't catch me.....

trying to touch boobs on the guys cutting down your tree? :eek:

How many times do you go to PT a week for this ordeal?

Girls, stoopid....Motion is the one that likes boys....

How'd you hurt yer pee-pee? :eek:


KT

MY Pee pee....you might have a Pee pee.....I HAVE a large Schwange.....

The pee pe is the banana palm where we, ummmm my white trailer trash cut them out. it was killing the plant.