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Life on Disability.......

So, I hurt my back and I'm out on leave. I can do limitted stuff so I'm working on the house and stupervising and test riding Ducati's and getting scared by VERY weird people in town......
as a citizen, It's a WHOLE diff ballgame after 10PM.....

37 years and I've never been sick more than 3 days....this is strange.

So, if Ray Romano can write a book so can I. I'm way funnier and I know John Cleese (Monty Python for you Phillistines).

He hangs out at Brophy Brothers......

Jonathon Winters pumped my gas once, he also did 20 minutes of stand up with my wife and kid's at Cafe del Sol......the kid's asked who was the wierd old man....freaking priceless.....shoulda thought of this year's ago.....I once bought gardening shears with "Bunz" from NYPD Blues....he has dentures....at least his butt was covered.

Think Gold Plated SC, the owner of this site, the dood on Rennlist (Adrian)....it ain't rocket science.

Allz I'm doing is walking around sober at 12-2am and asking people if I can take their pics.....I get about an 80%, "it's cool" reaction......usually the hotties go for it, the skanks kinda...well, they're skanks and who cares?

I can speel and I got's a computer.....

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Originally Posted by m21sniper (Post 4876882)

Who's the chick?

That a MAN, BABY.........:eek:

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Originally Posted by mikez (Post 4876885)

That a MAN, BABY.........:eek:

Standing under the red light? With boobs?

PS: Don't get caught doing all that ****, your disability will go bye bye in a hurry if mr. PI man films you riding motorcycles and climbing trees with a big stick.

I AM a PI.......

BSIS License #18892.

Do PI's follow PI's?

I used to be a PI, but the surviellance on hot summer days in a sweltering car was just too much for me.

They don't stay in business long, screw one PI the whole crowd closes ranks.

I'm doing nothing wrong, I have a journal and the incident injury is on tape......

I've had my license for years and do mostly pro bono work as a PI and I am still a County Investigator.

I also ref football, softball and until recently track. The old track starter guys....I was the youngest at 52 are worse than 356 concour weenies. Old deaf men with guns........oK.....I'm outta here.....

Don't go...

This thread has potential. :D

KT

I'll miss something good!

KT

All right, you keep watch and I'll go home and sleep.

Report back to me tomorrow on what you have learned.

What? No cutting the penis jokes?

Winch for my Seadoos.....gel cell Harley battery.

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Why'd you whack the big flower off of the banana tree?

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Originally Posted by mikez (Post 4876936)

What? No cutting the penis jokes?

There's no way that's why you are on disability....:eek:

Mike?!?

KT

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Originally Posted by m21sniper (Post 4876899)

PS: Don't get caught doing all that ****, your disability will go bye bye in a hurry if mr. PI man films you riding motorcycles and climbing trees with a big stick.

Back in the 80's in the Insurance business we had many WC claimants checked up on by PI's On guy hurt his back at work, we had video of him loading full coolers onto a boat with a bad back, his atty asked one question, "Is lifting coolers part of his job" "no" Send the boy his check!