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Old 01-07-2010, 07:54 AM
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I thought the saying was "can't live with them, can't kill them."
No, the saying is:

Women...can't live with 'em, can't kill them, cut them into little pieces and bury them in a shallow grave at the edge of town.
Old 01-07-2010, 08:25 AM
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No, the saying is:

Women...can't live with 'em, can't kill them, cut them into little pieces and bury them in a shallow grave at the edge of town.
I thought it was..... Women ...you can't leave them face down in a muddy ditch with their panties down around their ankles bleeding from the rectum with a gun shot wound to the back of their head. or maybe that was just my ex.
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No matter how hot she is, there's always some guy out there who's sick of her schit.
At the particular moment i started this thread, i was that guy.
Old 01-07-2010, 10:17 AM
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Snipes just pissed that he crashed and burned with the waitress! LOL Hey ya gotta remember her name!
Which waitress are we talking about? There were a couple last night. The one at the bar that tim his wife (talk about a high 9, sheesh!) and me went to was more flexible, she let me pick my own name for her:

Rachel, oh Rachel! LOL...

Angela. My tale of woe involved coming home from our pelican get together last night to a young, PMS-addled, enraged, jealous woman. Once she stopped throwing knives the sex was pretty good.

Did i mention that Tim's wife is smokin' hot?
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No woman, no cry...
No pussy, you die...
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Women - unfortunately there really isn't much of an alternative.
"Whadda ya gonna do... give sheep the vote?"
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There's always an option, talk to Normy. You might work in some free travel.
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There's always an option, talk to Normy. You might work in some free travel.
There's always Bankok.

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that does look better than Normy and probably fresher.
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Looks like the grinch who stole x-mas.
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Snipes just pissed that he crashed and burned with the waitress! LOL Hey ya gotta remember her name!
Forgotten about that! He was drooling all over her...
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Did i mention that Tim's wife is smokin' hot?
Not only cute but smart and nice personality. Tim got lucky there! Course so did she!
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Women can live with them and they cant pee standing up.
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Women can live with them and they cant pee standing up.
You obviously never met Mary Fanana from my eighth grade class...hit nearly 8' on school yard wall. Amazing talent
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Looks like the grinch who stole x-mas.
Provided she had the right parts after visual inspection, i'd happily let her steal my xmas.

PS: Who's the twit that rated a 1 star? LOL...
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Women - unfortunately there really isn't much of an alternative.
Why do you think God gave us opposing thumbs?

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