Hookers vs Girlfriends

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by imcarthur

Aside from the many, many other advantages of a long term relationship - which I fear that you will never understand - I will never have to wear a condom again.

Ian (19+ years monogamous)

And you probably get sex all of once or twice a month...if you even want it.

I would rather eat broken glass and die than to be restricted to one piece of tail for that long.

PS: I have been in several LTRs. They all ended for the same reason, because each one reminded me- LTR's suck.

On the 30th i have a hot young thang flying in for 10 days of fun and games. So when i'm banging her in every way that one can imagine, i will be sure to hit that once for you too, and all my other married pelican friends.

It's just the kind of guy i am.

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

+10 And you never have to sleep with one eye open.

No, because she'll take half of your stuff in broad daylight, with the police there to escort you out of "your" own house.

Seriously, you married guys are totally deluded.

"I've been married 3 times, it's great!"

LOL!

Honestly, you couldn't even pay me to have sex with a late 40s chick that i've already banged in the past- when she used to be good looking.

[imcarthur]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

And you probably get sex all of once or twice a month...if you even want it.

Actually Bill, you would be very, very surprised. While I am too much of a gentleman to publicly air details, suffice it to say I still chase her around like a 20 year old. And it works. Hungarian women . . .

And I get a best friend as well.

Ian

[m21sniper]

OK bro, as long as you're happy i won't knock it. I'm glad you're doing what 99% of other married guys don't....enjoying it!

Trust me when i tell you, it's not for me!

[81turboporsche]

im sorry it all goes hand in hand with the thread i posted the other day, http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/531575-may-any-man-wronged-woman-feel-better-after-audio-clip.html

we have all paid for sex everytime you have went on a date and got lucky on the first ,i personally never have and or will pay for a hooker but i see that there are people who cant get what i can get or have gotten and if they have the cash let them spend it as they see fit

[Buckterrier]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

You know i just never saw the point in hookers. Then again, i am still fairly young and thankfully, good looking.

I may very well find out their purpose in my 50s, when i'm not so young or good looking.

Don't fret Sniper. I'm 52 and brutally handsome still

[m21sniper]

LOL!

Hey man some guys look great in their 50s. Sean Connery was a total studly dude until he hit about 70.

[h0ax69]

ahh, i learned something new today...

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by imcarthur

Actually Bill, you would be very, very surprised. While I am too much of a gentleman to publicly air details, suffice it to say I still chase her around like a 20 year old. And it works. Hungarian women . . .

And I get a best friend as well.

Ian

10+

My wife and I are very much alike. She LOVES F-1, she is a bigger football fan that I am. She stayed up last night to watch the round ball Big 12 game. She has a good job and is my best friend.

Sniper if you are ever lucky enough to find the right one, you will understand. That is assuming you can find a woman to put up with your personality and warped way of looking at things.

[Turbo_pro]

I have experienced the best of both worlds and both worlds have their bennies.
A girlfriend can be crazy fun and a great wife can be a treasure.
I will say that a good marriage is worth fighting for and well worth the search.

[Z-man]

Guys - just want to remind you about the forum rules and regulations -- posting illegal activity is a no-no. Prostitution is illegal. Please refrain from putting up links to prostitution related sites, and please refrain from giving advise on where to "meet and greet" hookers, or anything that would direct people in such a manner. Thanks.

Originally Posted by Turbo_pro

I will say that a good marriage is worth fighting for and well worth the search.

Totally agree. Been married to the love of my life for over 15 years. Life isn't always smooth sailing when you get married, but you learn to adjust and grow - and if you focus your efforts on strengthening your relationship rather than putting a gap between each other, then the rewards are fantastic.

-Z-man.

[cbush]

So- what's the difference? Find the right hooker, and you can be in heaven for hours, find the right girlfriend and you can be in heaven for weeks/months. Find the right wife, and you can be in heaven for the rest of your life. None of it may work out that way- heck,you may find that great hooker is a cop or the wife just wanted your house. But, nothing risked, nothing gained.

[RoninLB]

different strokes for different strokes


and don't pass up doing a ballerina

[Joeaksa]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

OK bro, as long as you're happy i won't knock it. I'm glad you're doing what 99% of other married guys don't....enjoying it!

Trust me when i tell you, it's not for me!

Bill,

You are not exactly an "old fart" like some of us are (or are approaching!) these days.

Trust me, you will change your outlook on things like this will change. Just takes one woman like the below in your life...

Joe A

[GH85Carrera]

Or the hooker has hepatitis and your gonna get real sick and die young.

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

10+

My wife and I are very much alike. She LOVES F-1, she is a bigger football fan that I am. She stayed up last night to watch the round ball Big 12 game. She has a good job and is my best friend.

Sniper if you are ever lucky enough to find the right one, you will understand. That is assuming you can find a woman to put up with your personality and warped way of looking at things.

My way of looking at things is only warped to other people.

I don't need to sign away 1/2 my assets and all of my happiness to watch football with an old chick. WTF, over?

"Marriage is an ancient institution. It is some weeks older than divorce."
~Voltaire

(Another guy with a "warped" way of looking at things.)

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by Joeaksa

Bill,

You are not exactly an "old fart" like some of us are (or are approaching!) these days.

Trust me, you will change your outlook on things like this will change. Just takes one woman like the below in your life...

Joe A

Sharon Stone....ugh. Now THAT'S a nasty skank!!! (At some point that woman ENTIRELY jumped the shark! She was once quite hot though)

The woman i'm currently dating is an ex gymnast and was the #3 ranked USFA fencer in the United States at one time (and she's barely 5 feet tall!!!).

My last girlfriend was a double doctor (app. physics and mathematics) and Ivy league Russian scientist chick.

I like my system of selecting (and exchanging) women better.

I get to have quality companions AND skanks, as my mood dictates.

[Turbo_pro]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

Sharon Stone....ugh. Now THAT'S a nasty skank!!! (At some point that woman ENTIRELY jumped the shark!)

My current girlfriend is an ex gymnast and was the #3 ranked USFA fencer in the United States at one time (and she's barely 5 feet tall!!!). I like my system of selecting (and exchanging) women better.

I guess the short ones give you a proportion that suits your ego?

[m21sniper]

I mentioned her height because it really impresses me that someone that small in stature can fight like such a lioness.

Fencing has no height restrictions. She sometimes has to fence against women exceeding 6' tall. Really remarkable that she is so successful given her size. (she came within a 6'2" tall opponent of winning the US female national championships once)

I like tall women too. I used to live with a 5'10" bisexual chick back in the 90s (looked like Bridgette Nielson) that was about 6'2" in spiked heels. I'm only 5'7"...barely.

[Turbo_pro]

Brigitte Nielsen, now there's a skank. She looked OK 20 years ago, now she looks like a drag queen. YIKES