Semi serious question: What are lesbians good at doing?

[cantdrv55]

Gays seem to be good at cooking, art, dance and fashion. I realize I'm generalizing but for the most part, they can be counted on for those things. I am scratching my head about lesbians though. My wife's cousin and her wife don't seem to have any special skill in anything.

Cousin used to excel in sports that was before she put on about 50 lbs. Her wife was supposedly the handy one around the house but twice she tried to fix things and ended in disaster. She deep cleaned their BBQ once and afterwards tried cooking in it. The whole damn thing caught on fire and they had to call the FD. Another time, she tried to get up on the roof to clean gutters and fell off the ladder. Good thing she was only a few feet off the ground then.

Anyway, just wondering. Ellen Degeneres is a crack-up. Rosie O'Donnell is an annoying person and Billie Jean King/Martina Navratilova were outstanding athlethes. I can't think of anymore really famous lesbians though whereas famous gays abound.

[javadog]

Arguing and fighting come to mind...

JR

[Tobra]

Hating men

[KevinP73]

Ever seen Ellen dance? We know it aint dancing.

[Rikao4]

wear flannel better than most men..
and that mustache seems to be easy for them..

Rika

[Gretch]

rug burning..........???????????

[cantdrv55]

Government and Politics! How can I forget?

Janet Reno
Elaine Kagan

[VINMAN]

Driving Subaru Forresters...

[scottbombedout]

Rugby, drinking beer, holding hands with their partner walking down the street, football, having short haircuts and hating on men.

[daepp]

Softball; WNBA, golf

[Rusty Heap]

cleaning the carpet.

[scottmandue]

[cbush]

Originally Posted by DAEpperson

Softball; WNBA, golf

+1 Softball is what came to mind.

My wife and I were congratulating our neighbor yesterday on her teams win at a regional golf tourniment. Her reply was "Our lesbians are better than their lesbians". So guess DAEpperson has it all about right.

[widgeon13]

Beotching! all the freakin time.

Pissing and moaning.

Protesting.

[craigster59]

each other.

[Jeff Higgins]

I often wonder how they get along without a man around the house. No one to do the basic maintenance, no one to do the heavy yard work, no one to make the sound, rational decisions. They must get absolutely screwed whenever they bring the car in for service (thank god Soobs don't need much), go to the hardware store, get plumbing estimates, new tires, or whatever. There are simply aspects of modern life that are still very much a "man's world" that they must really struggle with. Yet it all comes so easy to us. Maybe that's why they hate us. 'Cause they know, in the end, they're still gonna get screwed by one of us.

[Roosterrusek]

Smoking weed.

[Rusty Heap]

Jeff I'm going to Tell Lori-Jo on you!

[KevinP73]

why is it the moment they give up men they run out and buy a silicone penis?

[imcarthur]

Women's hockey.

Ian