Nazis and Devil Worshippers are killing cats in our neighborhood

[holtjv]

Here's the email we just received:

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Subject: Tarrytown Park: Please bring your pets in at night

Dear Friends and Neighbors, I am writing to let you know about some disturbing things that are going on in our neighborhood. There has been a string of cat killings dating back to July of this summer with the most recent occurring the night before Thanksgiving (my cat) and then again last night (my neighbor's cat across the street). All of these have taken place right around the park except for one on Townes near Dormarion. This is all based on info I have gathered from neighbors- there could be more....

In addition, some kids and parents have reported disturbing graffiti (the words "baby rape" and swastikas) in the tunnel in the park as well as some minor vandalism that has taken place recently. These things may or may not be related to the cats, but I want to put it all out there.
Please be sure to bring your pets in at night!!!
Be on the lookout for anything or anyone suspicious in the neighborhood
If anything happens to your pets or property or you see any thing at all strange, call the police. Reference this case number: 10-3290640. This is important so the police can link together incidents that could be related.
Forward this email to your neighbors
I want the police to stay on this so I plan to keep calling them and following up, but it will help if others report anything they see or know. Thank you for helping to keep our pets and neighborhood safe. If you have any questions, please call me at xxxxxxxx.

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[RWebb]

how much do you trust the sender of the Email??

[pwd72s]

Well, sounds like somebody or something is....urban coyotes perhaps?

[nynor]

there were a few cat killings about five years ago, here, in salt lake city, practically downtown. all the cats were horribly mutilated, eviscerated, etc. there were rewards out for the 'perp(s)'. finally, someone got the bright idea that maybe the cats were being killed by another animal. so, after about two years of fretting about a crazed cat killer, it was found that there were at least two foxes living in the area and killing pet cats for practice, or something.

anyway....

[dewolf]

Originally Posted by nynor

there were a few cat killings about five years ago, here, in salt lake city, practically downtown. all the cats were horribly mutilated, eviscerated, etc. there were rewards out for the 'perp(s)'. finally, someone got the bright idea that maybe the cats were being killed by another animal. so, after about two years of fretting about a crazed cat killer, it was found that there were at least two foxes living in the area and killing pet cats for practice, or something.

anyway....

Salt Lake City.......It was the Mormons sacrificing animals trying to bring back Joseph Smith.

[nynor]

joe doesn't need to be brought back. he is already a god on his own planet. keep your facts straight.

[holtjv]

Definitely coyotes. We heard them the night of the "Townes killing".

Just a crazy, bored housewife in west Austin. The neighborhood is the kind where all the women are housewives (except mine!) with blond pony tails, fit, smiling, and driving white Lexus SUVs. Her name is even cute.

http://www.kvue.com/news/local/Coyote-sightings-in-Austin-are-increasing-this-time-of-year-104458494.html

I saw one walking in the street 1/2 mile from our house (on Townes)

[bivenator]

baby rape, isn't that the name of a band?
Can you describe those west austin ladies a bit further.

[pwd72s]

Sorry if my post spoiled your fun.

More Coyotes in Portland than around me in this rural area.

Why?

Sheep & other livestock owners shoot...

[A930Rocket]

Any pictures...



















Of the housewives?

[RWebb]

Originally Posted by holtjv

... women .. with blond pony tails, fit, smiling, ...

pics

[holtjv]

Originally Posted by pwd72s

Sorry if my post spoiled your fun.

More Coyotes in Portland than around me in this rural area.

Why?

Sheep & other livestock owners shoot...

No, it was the car: YouTube - Evil Twin Ka

[holtjv]

Originally Posted by RWebb

pics

I solemnly promise I'll get a pic of one or two tomorrow in a white lexus suv or escalade.

Very expensive sunglasses, too, and usually an electronic device stuck to her left ear which prevents her from using her turn signals.

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by holtjv

I solemnly promise I'll get a pic of one or two tomorrow in a white lexus suv or escalade.

Very expensive sunglasses, too, and usually an electronic device stuck to her left ear which prevents her from using her turn signals.

My GAWD! The Borgs have taken over!

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by holtjv

Definitely coyotes....crazy, bored housewives in west Austin. The neighborhood is the kind where all the women are housewives (except mine!) with blond pony tails, fit, smiling, and driving white Lexus SUVs. Her name is even cute.

Is that what they are calling them? First Cougars, then Jaguars, now Coyotes...

[Gogar]

That's weird. All the 'park tunnels' where we live have bible verses spray-painted inside.

[Scuba Steve]

Originally Posted by holtjv

I solemnly promise I'll get a pic of one or two tomorrow in a white lexus suv or escalade.

Very expensive sunglasses, too, and usually an electronic device stuck to her left ear which prevents her from using her turn signals.

bumpity bump bump

[Jagshund]

I don't think coyotes know how to use spray paint or spell "baby rape" correctly. Don't think they could hold the cans without thumbs.

[teenerted1]

comutting to ACME

[Jeff Higgins]

Originally Posted by pwd72s

Sorry if my post spoiled your fun.

More Coyotes in Portland than around me in this rural area.

Why?

Sheep & other livestock owners shoot...

Here is what happens to rural coyotes. We used to get over $100 apiece for them back in the late '70's to mid '80's. I don't think a guy can get $20 apiece these days. Still, out there, folks shoot 'em. Every one they see. My fooking neighbors think they are "cute" and, along with the racoons, they leave food out for the damn things. They deserve what they get - dead pets. I'm about ready to demonstrate what a .220 Swift sounds like in the dead of night.