St. Patrick's day

[red911sc]

Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint-- and another one!

May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.

My friends are the best friends
Loyal, willing and able.
Now let’s get to drinking!
All glasses off the table!

Now lift a pint for me laddie!!

[red911sc]

May the Irish hills caress you.
May her lakes and rivers bless you.
May the luck of the Irish enfold you.
May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.

[red911sc]

Saint Patrick was a gentleman, who through strategy and stealth
Drove all the snakes from Ireland, here's a drink to his health!
But not too many drinks, lest we lose ourselves and then
Forget the good Saint Patrick, and see them snakes again!

[red911sc]

May you always have
Walls for the winds,
A roof for the rain,
Tea beside the fire,
Laughter to cheer you,
...Those you love near you,
And all your heart might desire!

[red911sc]

May your neighbors respect you,
Troubles neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And Heaven accept you.

[Racerbvd]

Back At Ya Brother

[BRPORSCHE]

"Here’s to the women we've met, and to the women we've ****ed,
And to those amongst us who've had no such luck.
Here’s to beer in the glass, and vodka in the cup,
Here’s to pokin' her in the ass, so she won’t get knocked up.
Here's to all of you, and here's to me,
together as friends we'll always be,
but if we should ever disagree,
then **** ALL OF YOU, HERE'S TO ME!"

[Pazuzu]

May ye be buried in a casket made from the wood of a 100 year old Oak, whose seed I will plant tomorrow.

[Eric Coffey]

Sláinte! And may ya die in Ireland!

[johnco]

[72doug2,2S]

To all celebrating St. Patrick's Day, A cheer to you and yours!

Slainte!

And to those who choose not to celebrate a loving Pogue Mohone to you.

Please Party responsibly Pelicans.

We're all Irish today.