Picture posted raises a question

[cairns]

Do you think they'd let me have that winglet? It would make a nice coffee table.

[GH85Carrera]

So Jeff just a wild SWAG guess, what do you think it will cost to fix damage like that? 2 milllion or 10 million? More?

[ODDJOB UNO]

well with a mtn of ISO-9001 paperwork following every part/process/test, they will have denuded a fairly large forest tract.



air-buss has been having quite the "downturn" in public relations as of recent times.



cant wait to hear final conclusions, of the ill fated "brazil" flight that went into the drink that they just recovered flight data boxes from the ABYSS!

[xlr8]

Originally Posted by JavaBrewer

Caption this conversation?

"What are the damages?"
"One Brazillion"

[ODDJOB UNO]

wanna job in the AERO-SPACED industry?????



EMBRAER is hiring. IN BRAZIL! enjoy miles and miles of desolate beaches with "butt thongs" everywhere. live in a gated community, get escorted with armed guards to and from work.



apply at HONEYWELL.



my buddy got offered this gig and IS TAKING IT! mucho pesos.


i have always wanted to go to "carnival" now i have a connection.




dont like brazil??? well then, you can go to czech-o-slav-a-kia or even messiko city. no habla espanol, theres always the "SEE IT SAY IT IN SPANISH DICTIONARY!"

[madmmac]

"Listen and listen good, that is my office in the corner and you are going to clean the crap off my chair and buy me a new pair of pants."

[MFAFF]

Originally Posted by tcar

I heard that they brought in a replacement, borrowed from Korean Air... different plane.

Saw that too.. but it then changed again...back to that one...
But one thing is clear it flew out like that!...

[nostatic]

Originally Posted by madmmac

"when I told the architects we wanted a flying buttress added to the building that isn't quite what I had in mind..."

[M.D. Holloway]

Originally Posted by MBAtarga

I can sense the gears turning in Mike's head already. His next book -
"The Failure Modes of Large Airplanes at Small Airports" - purchase in advance for $129.95.

You know me all too well!

[Laneco]

Guy on left:

"YOU are going to leave right now and buy the biggest roll of duct tape you can find..."

angela

[1990C4S]

Bombardier have a 'damaged' passenger jet that ran off the runway and was subsequently repaired. They use it daily to ferry employees from Toronto to Montreal, but they are not allowed to re-sell it.

[jeffgrant]

I need you to go home and get that nice set of tools you said your dad had....

[tcar]

Originally Posted by MFAFF

Saw that too.. but it then changed again...back to that one...
But one thing is clear it flew out like that!...

Well, Paris to Toulouse is only a few hundred miles...

Still haven't found anything saying it came back to Paris.