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Another quick joke
When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- trout fishing. I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day down at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves trout fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time out on the lake.
A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful trout you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught its twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice trout that we caught and showed the picture to my wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby, or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists? P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two trout we caught. ![]() Disclamer: I hate fishing and know very little about fishing, but I don't think those are trout. ![]()
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They are what we call "green trout" here in the south - large mouth bass. Actually a species of sunfish (like blue gills, etc)
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That will cost you big money i would get rid of that boat and get cabin boat to
store the fish in since you will be fishing more often now with the new boat whats those big 2 things in the air |
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Didja notice one is bigger than the other?
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Get off my lawn!
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Are there fish in the picture?
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Longer or shorter oh no its the way they are being showed
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canna change law physics
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Something smells fishy here...
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