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recycled sixtie 12-23-2011 09:55 AM
Eye candy....
 
For all you older guys which includes me, try this one. Dress in a decent manner and go for a walk with your wife and wear sun glasses. I have been told by a younger coworker that young women dont look at older guys. I am not easily offended. I love it when a younger woman stares at me and tries to figure out how old I am .It reminds me of my youth. It is one way to get the looks from a younger woman. As a married woman once said to her husband, you can window shop all you want but dont break the glass. Enjoy:D.

bivenator 12-23-2011 10:07 AM
If a women is staring at me I usually check to see if my fly is open.

URY914 12-23-2011 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by bivenator (Post 6450730)
If a women is staring at me I usually check to see if my fly is open.
I leave mine open.

Zeke 12-23-2011 10:53 AM
The sun glasses aren't gonna hide all that loose skin under my chin. :cool:

HardDrive 12-23-2011 10:59 AM
Its odd, I find young women nice to look at, but somehow I find older women sexier.

Hawkeye's-911T 12-23-2011 11:20 AM
By bivenator:
Quote:
If a women is staring at me I usually check to see if my fly is open
Reaction #2: Check out if there is someone standing behind me.
Reaction #3: Check out proximity of my wife.
Reaction #4: Give her a smile, a discreet nod, then walk away feeling very pleased with the fact maybe someone else, besides my wife of course, thinks I still have a little something left.

Cheers
JB

scottmandue 12-23-2011 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by bivenator (Post 6450730)
If a women is staring at me I usually check to see if my fly is open.
I check to see what I spilled on my shirt. :D

targa911S 12-23-2011 11:49 AM
If they stare at me I just whip it out. My wallet I mean.

Burnin' oil 12-23-2011 11:55 AM
If any gal younger than 40 is looking at me, something is seriously wrong and I would assume it has something to do with committing my image to memory for the sketch artist.

azasadny 12-23-2011 12:15 PM
I'm invisible, women don't see me...

Dueller 12-23-2011 12:31 PM
Two middle-aged professors walking across a college campus. One says to the other "What do you think these young coeds think of us?" Other guy replies, "They don't think of us."

Sad but true.:D

scottmandue 12-23-2011 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by bivenator (Post 6450730)
If a women is staring at me I usually check to see if my fly is open.
I check to see if I remembered to put my pants on. :p

Tobra 12-23-2011 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by HardDrive (Post 6450812)
Its odd, I find young women nice to look at, but somehow I find older women sexier.
You have figured out what my Mother told me about my first wife.

Sooner or later you have to get out of bed and talk to them.

Chocaholic 12-23-2011 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by azasadny (Post 6450968)
I'm invisible, women don't see me...
Ditto. :(

flatbutt 12-23-2011 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Tobra (Post 6451072)
You have figured out what my Mother told me about my first wife.

Sooner or later you have to get out of bed and talk to them.
nuh-uh.

StevoRocket 12-23-2011 04:35 PM
Young pretty women always talk to me at length in the local bar - they realise that I am not going to hit on them and that I am going to be polite and that I dont have aids or any other STD.

The clincher is that they also know that there is no way I am going to get a stiffy just by talking to them. :eek:


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