Eye candy....

[recycled sixtie]

For all you older guys which includes me, try this one. Dress in a decent manner and go for a walk with your wife and wear sun glasses. I have been told by a younger coworker that young women dont look at older guys. I am not easily offended. I love it when a younger woman stares at me and tries to figure out how old I am .It reminds me of my youth. It is one way to get the looks from a younger woman. As a married woman once said to her husband, you can window shop all you want but dont break the glass. Enjoy.

[bivenator]

If a women is staring at me I usually check to see if my fly is open.

[URY914]

Originally Posted by bivenator

If a women is staring at me I usually check to see if my fly is open.

I leave mine open.

[Zeke]

The sun glasses aren't gonna hide all that loose skin under my chin.

[HardDrive]

Its odd, I find young women nice to look at, but somehow I find older women sexier.

[Hawkeye's-911T]

By bivenator:

If a women is staring at me I usually check to see if my fly is open

Reaction #2: Check out if there is someone standing behind me.
Reaction #3: Check out proximity of my wife.
Reaction #4: Give her a smile, a discreet nod, then walk away feeling very pleased with the fact maybe someone else, besides my wife of course, thinks I still have a little something left.

Cheers
JB

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by bivenator

If a women is staring at me I usually check to see if my fly is open.

I check to see what I spilled on my shirt.

[targa911S]

If they stare at me I just whip it out. My wallet I mean.

[Burnin' oil]

If any gal younger than 40 is looking at me, something is seriously wrong and I would assume it has something to do with committing my image to memory for the sketch artist.

[azasadny]

I'm invisible, women don't see me...

[Dueller]

Two middle-aged professors walking across a college campus. One says to the other "What do you think these young coeds think of us?" Other guy replies, "They don't think of us."

Sad but true.

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by bivenator

If a women is staring at me I usually check to see if my fly is open.

I check to see if I remembered to put my pants on.

[Tobra]

Originally Posted by HardDrive

Its odd, I find young women nice to look at, but somehow I find older women sexier.

You have figured out what my Mother told me about my first wife.

Sooner or later you have to get out of bed and talk to them.

[Chocaholic]

Originally Posted by azasadny

I'm invisible, women don't see me...

Ditto.

[flatbutt]

Originally Posted by Tobra

You have figured out what my Mother told me about my first wife.

Sooner or later you have to get out of bed and talk to them.

nuh-uh.

[StevoRocket]

Young pretty women always talk to me at length in the local bar - they realise that I am not going to hit on them and that I am going to be polite and that I dont have aids or any other STD.

The clincher is that they also know that there is no way I am going to get a stiffy just by talking to them.